pokersite enforcement poles

[Bobo Fett]

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When I read the first "pole", I had no idea what scale he was using, but voted "0.5" anyhow... then I got to the second question, and was like wtf? As I read the replies, I couldn't stop laughing... damn funny stuff.

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honestly if you cant figure out what im asking youre retarded.

i will readily admit the responses are funny. mad <3 for my boy lech. did a report on him in 8th grade. dude took care of bidness.

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Well, of course you're right, it doesn't take a rocket scienctist to figure out what you meant. However, once the parody of both your spelling of "pole" and the lack of a % sign had started, there was just no stopping the comedy. And most of it was good quality.

I must say, Victor, I admire the way you handled the abuse...many a poster would have turned bitter. You should be proud of having started one of the funniest threads ever. I would actually argue it is the best thread I've seen here in terms of the humour-noise ratio. I apologize for dragging that ratio down with this decidely un-funny post. Any attempt for me to add something humorous now would just look rather pathetic.

[MicroBob]

i'm pretty sure I laughed harder reading through this thread than any other I've ever seen on 2+2.
I was in pain from laughing so hard the first time I went through it.

[NU Star]

Is this the first thread with the 0, .5, 1, 2, 5, 10 options? I've definitley seen them in other threads. Are they all making fun of this thread?

[Bobo Fett]

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Is this the first thread with the 0, .5, 1, 2, 5, 10 options? I've definitley seen them in other threads. Are they all making fun of this thread?

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Yes, as does the spelling of pole.

I've said it before, I'll say it again...

Best.

Pole.

Ever.

[admiralfluff]

hands down funniest thread ever. Bump cause even just seeing the title in the zoo makes me laugh my balls off.

[KidLifeCrisis]

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honestly if you cant figure out what im asking youre retarded.

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I think it's funny that you still believe this after re-reading them months later. Awesome.

[Emperor]

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Victor this was a good poll.

Just, you know, it's tough to be perfect sometimes, no worries.

But seriously, it's a good poll.

What I suggest people do is ask:

Has entity lost his money at any poker sites? No? How about Scary Tiger? How about Wookie?

If not, why not?

Maybe because they weren't cheating?

Seriously, anyone that voted over 0.5% for the chance of a site randomly taking your money is just plain wrong, and I think 0.1% is probably still way way way too high.

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good2cu had like 50k confiscated by ub. if he wasnt wellknowon on 2p2 he would have lost it.

jason [censored] strassa had like 17k confiscated by prima. again, if he wasnt wellknown he never gets it back.

how about that guy who just made some posts about doylesroom not paying him like 15k?

and there have been plenty of reports of ppl's accounts locked by ftp for monthes before being unlocked with no real explanation.

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MSSUNSHINE had 50K stolen from him by owners of now defunct POKERSPOT cardroom

[DavidC]

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bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.

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Pretty sure the people that voted 5 and 9 in that poll pretty much prove taht the answer is between 0.5 and 1.

[twobitplayer]

Well my answer now has to be '1' (lol).
Absolute Ripoff has stolen my money.

[Sciolist]

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you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.

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I had to.