Random Turnoffs

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1. girls that roll their eyes alot

2. girls that get sick alot.


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Two excellent ones, though not particularly random I don't think. Hypochondriacs are incredibly annoying, and people who roll their eyes a lot damn well better be at least somewhere near as resoundingly superior as they think they are. And if they were, they'd probably be way too smart to roll their eyes much.

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I'm gonna walk right around that and keep going.

Chicks that like sports like stuff that I like, which is good, because it gives us something to talk about, and nothing's harder than making nothing into something, conversationally.

Chicks that like beer, ditto. Plus a good beer is high on my list of aesthetic pleasures, which means she's got good taste. Plus it demonstrates that she can let her hair down. I don't like perma-drunken slores, but I certainly don't like prim little frost-queens either.

Now: Why do you disagree.

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dude - wtf - this thread is not about random turnoffs for anacardo. if you find it shocking that you and i don't enjoy all the same things, then like, i dunno.

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Eh, you're right, but then again, it's just conversation.

[mbillie1]

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definitely with cmoke on girls with annoying laughs.
Nothing can turn me off faster.
Briefly dated this one girl in college who thought I was hilarious but her laugh was like nails on a chalkboard. Arrrgh. Can you just get a less sucky laugh?

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You should have tried to get her into a manage a trois with her roommate with the better laugh... or am I confusing my Seinfeld episodes...

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definitely with cmoke on girls with annoying laughs.
Nothing can turn me off faster.
Briefly dated this one girl in college who thought I was hilarious but her laugh was like nails on a chalkboard. Arrrgh. Can you just get a less sucky laugh?

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Not sure I can picture too many laughs that have annoyed me that much coming from girls, but the one that's all gasping inhales is pretty bad and a turn-off.

[suzzer99]

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Anacardo, am I the only one that gets you confused with Borodog?

My first reaction to your post was "damn, I'm agreeing with Borodog 100%, this is really weird". Then I figured it out.

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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I'll take that as a no.

[DirtyDiggs]

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Overweight girls with muffintops who insist on wearing low riding jeans.

Girls who cant fit a whole banana in thier mouth

Girls with tats on arms

Baby Talk

Flat asses

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<sigh> There is nothing random about these. 99% of the male population would agree with these.

Must every OOT thread go this way?

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it takes a lot to turn me off but I'll try.

boston accent (I'm from boston)
liking shatty music without irony or shame
overlarge boobs

[Anacardo]

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I'm gonna walk right around that and keep going.

Chicks that like sports like stuff that I like, which is good, because it gives us something to talk about, and nothing's harder than making nothing into something, conversationally.

Chicks that like beer, ditto. Plus a good beer is high on my list of aesthetic pleasures, which means she's got good taste. Plus it demonstrates that she can let her hair down. I don't like perma-drunken slores, but I certainly don't like prim little frost-queens either.

Now: Why do you disagree.

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dude - wtf - this thread is not about random turnoffs for anacardo. if you find it shocking that you and i don't enjoy all the same things, then like, i dunno.

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YOURS ARE STUPID.

[pergesu]

I once had a girl come over to my house and reverse the toilet paper roll. I make the paper hang down the front, and after she went to the bathroom it was down the back. I don't care at all what people prefer, but what audacity to change it at someone's house.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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Also, whoever hated on chicks that get sloppy drunk...wtf?

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I don't hate girls or guys who get sloppy drunk, I hate people who get sloppy drunk (or even not that drunk) and are obnoxiously loud and irritating and drunk over and above the drunk.

Like when almost everyone gets really drunk they become louder and more obnoxious, and I can tolerate a certain amount of this, but when people get over the top it drives me nuts. I am also turned off by chicks who don't know when to stop - like if a girl has a low tolerance or doesn't like to drink that's cool, and I think girls who can outdrink or outparty me are kind of hot, but girls (or guys) who try to party hard and then always overdo it and end up crying or puking or being obnoxious I just want to punch in the face.