Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[Buzz-cp]

ah yes, poker is quite easy

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Buzz (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, <font color="red">Buzz raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB 3-bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="red">Buzz caps</font>, BB calls, MP calls

Flop: (12.4 SB) 2 A Q (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="red">Buzz raises</font>, BB calls, MP calls

Turn: (9.2 BB) 2 A Q [ 4 ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Buzz bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls

River: (12.2 BB) 2 A Q 4 [ 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Buzz bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls

Results: 15.2 BB Pot (0.7 BB Rake)
BB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-5 BB NET)
MP mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-5 BB NET)
Buzz showed A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON 14.5 BB (+9.5 BB NET)

[bravos1]

love the donk w/ 2PMK w/ no FD on that board.

[Gib]

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love the donk w/ 2PMK w/ no FD on that board.

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lol @ MP stuck in the middle with a tainted GS!!

[Buzz-cp]

this is MP from other hand

all questionable play on earlier streets aside, he does have a flush draw on the river.


Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Buzz is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Buzz raises</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Buzz bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4BB, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Buzz bets</font>, SB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Buzz bets</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8BB
Buzz showed Kc Qc
SB mucks 2d Qd

[Bona]

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ah yes, poker is quite easy

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Buzz (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, <font color="red">Buzz raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB 3-bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="red">Buzz caps</font>, BB calls, MP calls

Flop: (12.4 SB) 2 A Q (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="red">Buzz raises</font>, BB calls, MP calls

Turn: (9.2 BB) 2 A Q [ 4 ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Buzz bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls

River: (12.2 BB) 2 A Q 4 [ 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Buzz bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls

Results: 15.2 BB Pot (0.7 BB Rake)
BB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-5 BB NET)
MP mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-5 BB NET)
Buzz showed A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON 14.5 BB (+9.5 BB NET)

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I beg to differ with you sir. Poker actually sux.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero with MUBS is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero with MUBS raises</font>, (Villain)/ calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero with MUBS bets</font>, Villain calls.

Turn: (3 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero with MUBS bets</font>, Villain calls.

River: (5 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero with MUBS checks, <font color="#CC3333">Villain bets</font>, Hero with MUBS calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

<font color="black"> Results in white </font>

<font color="white"> Villain shows 87o FTW </font>

With all this banning going on I'm thinking PokerStars should ban me instead of just hammering me.

[Tickner]

Obv if you start converting with LegoPoker you will start running good, duh [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Buzz-cp]

Bona, you probably should go to FT as teh rig was not in favor of me over there, like it is at pokerstars. simple deduction.

[train.]

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On second thought, I don't think I played this as well as I should have. I should have first asked him explicitly if he wanted a hug. Then I would have really gotten him.

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oh no, sir. i think playin it fast was just fine. don't let him draw to an out.

i also [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the new wookie.

however, no hugs for pinella. nice move pulling zambrano before his spot came up. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

edit: and wtf w/the cubbies base running. bases loaded, two out, chopper over 3rd baseman's head and whoever it was on third looking back at the ball. just run dammit

[KingOtter]

Poker is fun when you're sitting at an NL25 table and the guy says, "I usually play tournaments.. This is my first cash game."

PokerStars $0.10/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $24.05
MP: $26.35
CO: $24.95
Button: $25.80
SB: $24.55
BB: $15.40

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets $0.25</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises to $1</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, BB folds, MP calls $2.50.

Turn: ($8.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $6</font>, MP calls $6.

River: ($20.35) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">MP bets $10</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $16.05 (all in)</font>, MP folds.

Final Pot: $40.35

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks 4h, 4d.
Outcome: Hero wins $38.40.
($1.95 Rake)
</font>

[KingOtter]

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Omg, this thread is cracking me up.

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Oh, that's right, you would have missed it. Yeah, it became a classic.

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One funny aspect of it is that a voluntaryist is asking the State to enforce his position.