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[ScottHoward v3.1]

btw,i thought traz was the only person around here who steals my shine? i play poker for the first time in weeks, and i gotta hear about tokyos trip to china?wtf yos?

[dmk]

stars still hates me...

for 3rd in chips w/ 14 left in the 55r to PCA

PokerStars Game #12931559059: Tournament #65316418, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2007/10/30 - 01:37:17 (ET)
Table '65316418 14' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: BKiCe (25886 in chips)
Seat 2: nutshot2 (59164 in chips)
Seat 3: maillotjaune (31333 in chips)
Seat 4: PopeyeKelly (17904 in chips)
Seat 5: dmkay (24835 in chips)
Seat 6: jayjayme (11044 in chips)
Seat 7: Jamaica Joe (34395 in chips)
Seat 8: dwongz (46321 in chips)
BKiCe: posts the ante 100
nutshot2: posts the ante 100
maillotjaune: posts the ante 100
PopeyeKelly: posts the ante 100
dmkay: posts the ante 100
jayjayme: posts the ante 100
Jamaica Joe: posts the ante 100
dwongz: posts the ante 100
BKiCe: posts small blind 500
nutshot2: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dmkay [Kh Ac]
maillotjaune: folds
PopeyeKelly: raises 3000 to 4000
dmkay: raises 20735 to 24735 and is all-in
jayjayme: folds
Jamaica Joe: folds
dwongz: folds
BKiCe: folds
nutshot2: folds
PopeyeKelly: calls 13804 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7s 7c Ad]
*** TURN *** [7s 7c Ad] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7s 7c Ad Qs] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PopeyeKelly: shows [Qd As] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
dmkay: shows [Kh Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
PopeyeKelly collected 37908 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 37908 | Rake 0
Board [7s 7c Ad Qs 6c]
Seat 1: BKiCe (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: nutshot2 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: maillotjaune folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PopeyeKelly showed [Qd As] and won (37908) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 5: dmkay showed [Kh Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 6: jayjayme folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jamaica Joe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dwongz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[metsandfinsfan]

i signed onto absolute poker for the first time in weeks and found it it had more money in it than i expected. i got 111 dollars because one of the superusers was in a tourney with me and i got moved up a place

i think it was the tourney they bought me the entry to to bribe me to come back too

[MDoranD]

IMA PLAY A MTT HAHA IM KILLIN THESE FOOLSW NO READ FOR YOU JUST BLUE STEEL BABAY

PokerStars Game #12940340841: Tournament #65233910, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/10/30 - 15:42:52 (ET)
Table '65233910 85' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Pablo Diablo (1370 in chips)
Seat 2: AAzure (1290 in chips)
Seat 3: beyondrivers (1505 in chips)
Seat 4: MDoranD (5685 in chips)
Seat 5: marijus1000 (4690 in chips)
Seat 6: Kinkyqueen (1220 in chips)
Seat 7: fidycent (5940 in chips)
Seat 8: crocket31 (2300 in chips)
Seat 9: douglas67 (2130 in chips)
beyondrivers: posts small blind 25
MDoranD: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MDoranD [ Qh Qs ]
marijus1000: folds
Kinkyqueen: raises 150 to 200
fidycent: calls 200
crocket31: folds
douglas67: folds
Pablo Diablo: folds
AAzure: raises 1090 to 1290 and is all-in
beyondrivers: folds
MDoranD: raises 4395 to 5685 and is all-in LOL I BET HES GOT LIKE 66 OR SOME CRAP MAYBE TIME TO ISOLATE THIS FOOL HAHAH U SUCK DUDE

Kinkyqueen: calls 1020 and is all-in EHH?? OK FINE U GOT WHAT LIKE 10 10 OR AJs RIGHT? LOL WHATEVER I TAKE UR CHIPS TOO HAHA
fidycent: folds

AAzure shows 7s7d
Kinkyqueen shows JdJs

LOLOL PERFECT READS BY ME TYTYTY NOW GET OFFA MY TABLE
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7c 6d]

OH JESES JIMINY CHRISTMAS CHRIST MOTHER TRUCKING BELLY SUCKER WTF FINE ILL JUST TAKE THIS SIDE POT U BASTARD

*** TURN *** [Tc 7c 6d] [Jh]

EHEPF(HEWPIFHWEPIFWEIFHQPOIFDJSAKASD DIE DIE DIE DIE KIL KILLL KILLLKP WHEWRES THAT CAT IMA KICK HIM U SON OF BITCH LICKER I CUT U I CUT U

*** RIVER *** [Tc 7c 6d Jh] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MDoranD: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
AAzure: shows [7s 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
AAzure collected 140 from side pot
Kinkyqueen: shows [Jd Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Kinkyqueen collected 3885 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4025 Main pot 3885. Side pot 140. | Rake 0
Board [Tc 7c 6d Jh 8d]
Seat 1: Pablo Diablo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: AAzure (button) showed [7s 7d] and won (140) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: beyondrivers (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MDoranD (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: marijus1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Kinkyqueen showed [Jd Js] and won (3885) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 7: fidycent folded before Flop
Seat 8: crocket31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: douglas67 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


MDoranD: passes out

[His Boy Elroy]

snap

[Tokyo!!]

Tokyo does it again??? Made the FT of a 55R PCA sat qualifer. Only first gets anything so expect gambooooolling.

3/9 going in and we're pretty deep.

edit: deep by donkament standards anyway

[Boiler_bd]

I'm sweating, Good luck!

Pretty top heavy lol.