|
|
#81
04-09-2007, 03:33 PM
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Irritating office yambags
Well, Mr. Irritating Temp Dude left Friday, but not before this:
It was determined on Thu that Friday at noon would be his last day. Bosses were getting fed up with him taking personal calls ALL DAY. Literally 20 per day. No ITD at 9:00 No ITD at 10:00 No ITD at 11:00 --bosses are fairly ripped at this point Calls my extension at 11:11, says "I'm on my way..." --On your way?! Dude, you got like a half hour left. Finally shows at 11:45 and buzzes front door. Now remember, his work day is supposed to end at 12:00. Bosses go down to door, open it and tell him he's all set, we'll send you your stuff. Cahlassic. 
|
|
#82
04-09-2007, 04:41 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Irritating office yambags
It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what you were trying to say (dude shows up ultra-late, bosses hand him his stuff and kick him out upon arrival), but fun story nonetheless.
What sucks is there will ALWAYS be another...lewd, crude, rude, fat, slob you have to work with. UGGGGGHHH.
|
|
#83
04-09-2007, 04:48 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Irritating office yambags
[ QUOTE ]
It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what you were trying to say (dude shows up ultra-late, bosses hand him his stuff and kick him out upon arrival), but fun story nonetheless. What sucks is there will ALWAYS be another...lewd, crude, rude, fat, slob you have to work with. UGGGGGHHH. [/ QUOTE ] If you see a resume from someone named B. David Harrison, be prepared to wait for him to piss.
|
|
#84
04-10-2007, 01:37 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Irritating office yambags
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what you were trying to say (dude shows up ultra-late, bosses hand him his stuff and kick him out upon arrival), but fun story nonetheless. What sucks is there will ALWAYS be another...lewd, crude, rude, fat, slob you have to work with. UGGGGGHHH. [/ QUOTE ] If you see a resume from someone named B. David Harrison, be prepared to wait for him to piss. [/ QUOTE ] Since you brought up a specific name, this makes me wonder...is there a bitterwaitress.com equivalent for bitter cubicle workers? That would be so awesome if you could anonymously post about your co-workers' annoying habits and put their name out there and everything. Get on it!
|
|
#85
07-26-2007, 11:43 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Office Yambag Update:
Office Yambag Update:
The yogurt-glopping, nail-clipping, cereal-bowl-clanking yambag in my office just topped himself AGAIN... To set the stage: He is sitting at his laptop and our boss is reading one of his emails over his shoulder that he has received from a guy that used to work here... Boss(reading email over Yambags shoulder): "What does 'lol' mean? (our boss is a buffoon...) Yambag: 'lots of love'... Boss: oh... At this point I can't resist. I have to say something. This is an email from another male, an ex-coworker, who he thinks is saying 'lots of love' to him... Me: 'Lots of love?!'...I don't think so. It means 'laugh out loud'.....(and then I start laughing at him) Boss: *starts laughing at him with me, like he's any smarter*...Hahaha....'lots of love'...hahahahaha... Yambag: *all defensive* No, no, in some circle 'lol' mean 'lot of love' (he's bad at Engrish too)... Me: Sorry, I've never heard of 'lots of love'. Isn't that email from a guy?....* I begin laughing again* Yambag: I've never heard it mean 'laugh out loud'....never heard of that. lol
|
|
#86
07-26-2007, 06:45 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Office Yambag Update:
[ QUOTE ]
At this point I can't resist. I have to say something. This is an email from another male, an ex-coworker, who he thinks is saying 'lots of love' to him... Me: 'Lots of love?!'...I don't think so. It means 'laugh out loud'.....(and then I start laughing at him) Boss: *starts laughing at him with me, like he's any smarter*...Hahaha....'lots of love'...hahahahaha... Yambag: *all defensive* No, no, in some circle 'lol' mean 'lot of love' (he's bad at Engrish too)... Me: Sorry, I've never heard of 'lots of love'. Isn't that email from a guy?....* I begin laughing again* Yambag: I've never heard it mean 'laugh out loud'....never heard of that. lol [/ QUOTE ] Have you considered that the Yambag may want it to mean 'lots of love' in this instance?
|
|
#88
07-26-2007, 08:39 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Irritating office yambags
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] • I also sorta hate when a co-worker calls me up to ask me a question, from the VERY NEXT cubicle to mine. Dude, don't be so lazy - stand up and walk the four foot trek to my desk and talk to me in person. [/ QUOTE ] It's even better when the guy from two cubes down calls you and the person in the cube between you gets to listen to the two of you talking to each other via speaker phone. Speaker phones should not be allowed in cube farms. [/ QUOTE ] If I were the guy in the middle, I would lmao so hard I'd soil myself. My boss has been known to tell people at work that I have a "tight a--".
|
|
#89
07-26-2007, 09:06 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Irritating office yambags
I've got two.
Guy #1 always is talking about women or staring at our coworkers in such a way any one could tell. "I banged a 44 yo this weekend (He's 24)." "Look at that customer's rack!""I'd **** the **** out of her man. (one of our female coworkers in her 40's was present at the time)" Now, I love a fine cougar, rack or **** the *** out of someone, but keep some plans to youself. Guy #2 is much worse. Always is snapping his fingers at a fast tempo or humming. Always quoting movies, but the esoteric parts that ain't worth quoting. (Star Wars ANH's bar scene with Luke and the two guys for example) Will say the same joke over and over. Loves to counter anything with "Your mom" ESPECIALLY when it makes no sense. Talks about random crap while we have very important stuff to do. (A few days ago for example we were getting ready to open our store for Monday, and of the 15 people in the store, 12 outrank us. Managers, district managers, VP's, the President of the friggin company was walking aroudn at some points) But that doesn't shut him up. Ask him to stop:You have no sense of humor and your an ass kisser. (Everyone here could fire me if they felt like it and some are very bossy, today is not the day to joke around when we got stuff to do) Oh well. Hope all the OOTers Yambaggers stop yambaggins as much.
|
|
#90
07-26-2007, 09:58 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Irritating office yambags
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] It's just clear he wants everyone around him to know he's angry, or delighted, or whatever. [/ QUOTE ] Hate. Yambag 2 in my office does a variation of this. If someone is in earshot, he feels the need to mumble his next activity, no matter how mundane. Eg: While getting up from desk to make a call in a another room, he'll mumble almost inaudibly an to no one in particular....."Gotta go in other room...make a quick call..." While reaching for a knife in the kitchen....."jus grabbin' this knife...." Going upstairs for whatever...."gotta go upstairs for a ...*trails off into mumble*... Dude, STFU and stop narrating yourself. No one cares. -----My father-in-law does this incessantly as well. Drives me nuts. [/ QUOTE ]wow i lol'd so much at this post
|
 |
|
|
Linear Mode
