BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes

c4mg · #1 11-20-2007, 10:54 PM

The ones I heard here that I liked...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

If a quiz is quizical, whats a test?

Etc.

POST YOUR BEST BBV!!

Passaman · #2 11-20-2007, 10:55 PM

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal. We don't serve food here."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Labarde · #3 11-20-2007, 10:57 PM

knock knock

whos there

c4mg

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

Himself · #4 11-20-2007, 10:58 PM

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knock knock

whos there

c4mg

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

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Wat

highsteptd · #5 11-20-2007, 11:00 PM

what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? i don't jizz on the apple before i eat it

Conspire · #6 11-20-2007, 11:01 PM

OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.

Conspire

highsteptd · #7 11-20-2007, 11:02 PM

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OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.

Conspire

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lol

mbillie1 · #8 11-20-2007, 11:03 PM

What pink and red and can make a woman cry?

A miscarriage.

c4mg · #9 11-20-2007, 11:04 PM

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OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

Conspire

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Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

mbillie1 · #10 11-20-2007, 11:05 PM

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Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

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yeah but child rape does count as sex obv, play on playa