Live dorks at 1/2 NL

[AlienBoy]

Lots of dorks at one casino I play 1/2 NL at (100 buy in)

Here's an example.


I have KJs in MP. As usual I'm the deepest stack with about $300.

Dorkus the villain has $180 on the button.

Some other dorkus raises to 4 (minibet poker). A few callers, I call, button calls.

Pot: roughly 30 ish.

Flop: KQ7r

Checks to limp dick guy of my right who bets 5.

I raise to 40 total.

Button tries to make it 60 total. In doing so, he splashes his chips every where, and is like a dumb puppy dog trying to hump your leg.

I inform him he needs to make it at least 75. He puts in another stack (dollar chip poker).

Folds to me, and I insta push.

Pot: nearly $400

He calls instantly and tables K4o proudly. Yes, he is one proud dorkus.

I table KJs, and it doesn't really sink in, he's going "send it send it!!"

Turn is a 2

River is a 7.


And we chop.


DORKUSSSSSSS!!!!!!



AB