What if you walked into a SuperUser account?

[yellowjack]

I would watch all the top players whenever they played and try to figure out what they are doing. Then spend several weeks going over lines that let you fold 2nd best hands without arousing suspicion that will come after you start dominating the highest limits online.

[PokerHatesMe]

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Ok I've actually thought about this and I'm glad you posted this. There are many ways to go about it, and in my opinion probably the best way to do it without getting caught, is to cover up all your opponents' hole cards, and once every hundred hands or so, when you have a tough decision, peek at their cards and make the correct play.

This way you really wouldn't get caught, and eventually would just be viewed as a player with very good instincts.

But the infinite river aggression was also a good strategy.

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This is pretty awesome.

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lol "yea dude totally narley hang 10 radical"

Some of you people need to get out more.

[Xaston]

I would e-mail Pokerstars support and inform them.

Srsly.

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Ok I've actually thought about this and I'm glad you posted this. There are many ways to go about it, and in my opinion probably the best way to do it without getting caught, is to cover up all your opponents' hole cards, and once every hundred hands or so, when you have a tough decision, peek at their cards and make the correct play.

This way you really wouldn't get caught, and eventually would just be viewed as a player with very good instincts.

But the infinite river aggression was also a good strategy.

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This is pretty awesome.

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lol "yea dude totally narley hang 10 radical"

Some of you people need to get out more.

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GTFO please.

[todd1007]

i would grind away at midstakes, playing 20/12, until i had built a BR to about 50k.

then, i would let grimmstarr use my account with the understanding that we split 80/20.

then, i would have the time to do whatever i wanted, wherever i wanted.

then, i would be pissed at grim when he still managed to bust the account.

when confronting him, he would be like, "What?"

[I_am_smrt]

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I'm so damn confused, first of all, what the hell is a superuser account and how can I get one? Number two if there are programs out there that can see hole cards how do people buy them and isn't that stealing and couldn't you be arrested?



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Just multi-table and keep adding tables until you play convincingly bad.

[/ QUOTE ]Reminds me of this guy I heard on ESPN say he played 43 tables at once. Conveniently he left out the fact that he was dumping.

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What the hell is Dumping ? why would anyone want to lose all their money?

please explain these things to me, I am a rook Noob so Don't flame my stupidity too badly, most of you guys seem pretty cool so I'm sure I'll get an educated response

Thanks

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here you go. I suck at using the search function, but this is a really good cliffnotes on the whole situation

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

i would name it finddagrind/luigi66969/etc.

[MinusEV]

I'd sit down to play Mike Matusow and get ready to copy'n'paste the resulting chat.

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

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I'd sit down to play Mike Matusow and get ready to copy'n'paste the resulting chat into some sort of elbow speak translator, then post it here.

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[ADZI24]

I get it now. Players can't see your whole cards?