Since dids is a public servant and he doesn't make much money

[brazilio]

morello and I both agreed that the Dids now isn't nearly the dids that we used to know. And honestly, that disappoints us very much. As some of you may or may not know, Dids is a civil servant in seattle in some department or another doing social work. I'm not sure whether it's the state or the city. Doesn't matter, really. The point is, he doesn't make a whole load of cash. And since Dids is such an affable guy, I'd like to change that. A lot.

Morello and I decided that we'd pay Dids to put on the pounds. To fulfill both goals, we'll pay him to gain weight. Now this isn't as simple as it sounds. Because honestly, I'd like dids fatter than he used to be. So to fulfill that goal, morello and I both pledge to pay dids to gain weight in a graduating scale.

So. For the first 10 pounds, we'd pay him $2 per pound up to 10 pounds gained. For the second 10 pounds, we'd pay him $4 per pound up to 20 pounds gained (20 for the first ten 40 for the second 10). For the third 10 pounds, we'd pay him $6 per pound up to 30 pounds gained. You get the idea.

I don't know about you, but I'm hopeful for this idea. And as an added bonus, the pretentious [censored] can stop blowharding all the [censored] time about how healthy he is in every thread he ever posts in, the worthless [censored].

be [censored] honest, you all know and love the left one, the fat embarassing [censored]. This new confident dids is a [censored] annoying douchebag talking about getting with some 60 year old saggytitted woman at work. That [censored] has to go.


Just respond below in the varying amount you'd like to donate. Morello and I can also work with a flat fee, ie 100 dollars to gain 50 pounds. With a little work, we can do this together!

[morello]

Please guys, donate to the refattening of Dids fund. With your help, we can get the Dids we all know and love back, and soon. And we'll have the added benefit of knowing that if Dids gains this 100 pounds, he almost certainly won't lose it back again. So we're really looking at the long term here.

If we can get about $10,000 pledged for Dids to gain 100lbs, I can't imagine him refusing. Let's make it happen boys!

[roaaahhh]

rofl im on board this is awesome and true

[Full-Metall]

It's like Will sasso

[T.J. Combo]

Couldn't fat dids just use the 10k to get liposuction?

[roaaahhh]

stop trying to angle tj, this guy gaining an unhealthy amount of weight is hilarious stop trying to ruin this

[superadvisor]

I'm in for $100 bucks for 50 lbs

[imitation]

ehh i searched for it but can't find the exact post but over a year ago perhaps longer dids made a post where he said something along the lines of imitation i used to think you were a good poster, cooincided very closely with his beginning to lose weight.

[Spechel EDD]

dids u skinny piece of [censored] eat a [censored] stick of butter

[Dids]

NOTES:

I don't work in social work, that would be GAY.

Also I don't want to die. It would piss off my Mom.