Official October Thread: General Discussion

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Full Tilt Poker Game #3741995608: Table Cole (deep 6) - $4/$8 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:24 ET - 2007/10/03
Seat 3: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($3,742)
Seat 4: DLizzle ($1,613.10)
Seat 5: vivi-juliet ($608)
Seat 6: ken the cow ($2,055)
ken the cow posts the small blind of $4
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the big blind of $8
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DLizzle [Jd 3h]
DLizzle calls $8
vivi-juliet folds
ken the cow calls $4
DonTmaKeMEDoIT checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 8s 5h]
ken the cow bets $17
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $65
DLizzle raises to $113
ken the cow folds
DonTmaKeMEDoIT has 15 seconds left to act
DonTmaKeMEDoIT calls $48
*** TURN *** [8h 8s 5h] [6h]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT checks
DLizzle has 15 seconds left to act
DLizzle bets $290
DonTmaKeMEDoIT has 15 seconds left to act
DonTmaKeMEDoIT calls $290
*** RIVER *** [8h 8s 5h 6h] [9c]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT checks
DLizzle has 15 seconds left to act
DLizzle bets $588
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $3,331, and is all in
DLizzle: wtf
DLizzle folds
Uncalled bet of $2,743 returned to DonTmaKeMEDoIT
DonTmaKeMEDoIT mucks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT wins the pot ($2,021)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,023 | Rake $2
Board: [8h 8s 5h 6h 9c]
Seat 3: DonTmaKeMEDoIT (big blind) collected ($2,021), mucked
Seat 4: DLizzle folded on the River
Seat 5: vivi-juliet (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ken the cow (small blind) folded on the Flop


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I wasn't folding [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

FullTiltPoker Game #3741995608: Table Cole (deep 6) - $4/$8 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:24 ET - 2007/10/03
Seat 3: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($3,742)
Seat 4: DLizzle ($1,613.10)
Seat 5: vivi-juliet ($608)
Seat 6: ken the cow ($2,055)
ken the cow posts the small blind of $4
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the big blind of $8
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonTmaKeMEDoIT [7h 9h]

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I need to get up to $4k offline kinda asap. So if you want to exchange my ftp money (or stars) for your cash by bank wire, then pm me or aim = holdemkillah.

[HEK]

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I need to get up to $4k offline kinda asap. So if you want to exchange my ftp money (or stars) for your cash by bank wire, then pm me or aim = holdemkillah.

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respected posters only please unless you wanna wire first.

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this got snap-called so fast I was certain I was beat.

FullTiltPoker Game #3740947192: Table Pron (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:20:48 ET - 2007/10/03
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($825.80)
Seat 2: Patreee ($337)
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the small blind of $5
Patreee posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonTmaKeMEDoIT [Th Td]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $30
Patreee calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5h 8s Ad]
Patreee checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT checks
*** TURN *** [5h 8s Ad] [3h]
Patreee checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $45
Patreee calls $45
*** RIVER *** [5h 8s Ad 3h] [Ac]
Patreee checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT has 15 seconds left to act
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $750.80, and is all in
Patreee calls $262, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $488.80 returned to DonTmaKeMEDoIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DonTmaKeMEDoIT shows [Th Td] two pair, Aces and Tens
Patreee mucks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT wins the pot ($673.50) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Patreee is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $674 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5h 8s Ad 3h Ac]
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT (small blind) showed [Th Td] and won ($673.50) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 2: Patreee (big blind) mucked [Qc Jd] - a pair of Aces

[jsnipes28]

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just go, prof will probably hook it up with some really good study tips or something.

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wtf this cant be serious

i emailed dean, he said its taken care of and that prof will be sending email shortly to let us know that class is cancelled [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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you likely just cancelled the most useful lecture of the semester, and your prof is probably laughing/offended at your complaint.

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You guys all seem to know exactly how I should have acted, perhaps you should go to school then?

We have no midterm in the class, and the paper had already been assigned fwiw

[moira]

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i have to ask you guys, when you play online poker, do you play as if it is a computer game which has the exact same rules as a card game of texas holdem

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yes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

i have chat off, HUD on, and everyone else at the table is a nameless/faceless exploitable series of numbers and tendencies

but then again live poker is even worse, rather than playing a slightly boring math based video game, that is more like being paid to sit like a monk putting up with the noise and chaos of incompetent staff and socially retarded degenerates

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good post. its exactly the same for me.

[john kane]

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i have chat off

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i think chat is a great way to get people on tilt and get you noticed at the table.

back when i could be bothered, i'd go around each table and type these lines in from the awesome film american physco:

this one when i wanted to freak out some opponents:

THERE IS AN IDEA OF A JOHNKANE
SOME KIND OF ABSTRACTION
BUT THERE IS NO REAL ME
ONLY AN ENTITY, SOMETHING ILLUSORY
AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE
AND YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND AND FEEL FLESH GRIPPING YOURS
AND MAYBE YOU CAN EVEN SENSE OUR LIFESTYLES ARE PROBABLY NOT COMPARABLE
I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE.

this one after i'd been quiet on the table to liven things up:

I NEED TO ENGAGE IN HOMICIDAL BEHAVIOUR ON A MASSIVE SCALE.
IT CANNOT BE CORRECTED BUT I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO FULFILL MY NEEDS.

this one after a bad beat:

YOU'RE A FU_CKING UGLY BI_TCH. I WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND THEN PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD

this after bluffing someone:

MEN WANT TO BE ME. WOMEN WANT TO F_UCK ME.


this one whenever i wasn't multitabling too much:
I HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A HUMAN BEING
BLOOD, FLESH, SKIN, HAIR
BUT NOT A SINGLE, CLEAR IDENTIFIABLE EMOTION,
EXCEPT FOR GREED AND DISGUST.
SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS HAPPENING INSIDE OF ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
MY NIGHTLY BLOODLUST HAS OVERFLOWN INTO MY DAYS
I FEEL LETHAL, ON THE VERGE OF FRENZY
I THINK MY MASK OF SANITY IS ABOUT TO SLIP

try it, i really think it works.

[obiedman]

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i have chat off

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i think chat is a great way to get people on tilt and get you noticed at the table.

back when i could be bothered, i'd go around each table and type these lines in from the awesome film american physco:

this one when i wanted to freak out some opponents:

THERE IS AN IDEA OF A JOHNKANE
SOME KIND OF ABSTRACTION
BUT THERE IS NO REAL ME
ONLY AN ENTITY, SOMETHING ILLUSORY
AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE
AND YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND AND FEEL FLESH GRIPPING YOURS
AND MAYBE YOU CAN EVEN SENSE OUR LIFESTYLES ARE PROBABLY NOT COMPARABLE
I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE.

this one after i'd been quiet on the table to liven things up:

I NEED TO ENGAGE IN HOMICIDAL BEHAVIOUR ON A MASSIVE SCALE.
IT CANNOT BE CORRECTED BUT I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO FULFILL MY NEEDS.

this one after a bad beat:

YOU'RE A FU_CKING UGLY BI_TCH. I WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND THEN PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD

this after bluffing someone:

MEN WANT TO BE ME. WOMEN WANT TO F_UCK ME.


this one whenever i wasn't multitabling too much:
I HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A HUMAN BEING
BLOOD, FLESH, SKIN, HAIR
BUT NOT A SINGLE, CLEAR IDENTIFIABLE EMOTION,
EXCEPT FOR GREED AND DISGUST.
SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS HAPPENING INSIDE OF ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
MY NIGHTLY BLOODLUST HAS OVERFLOWN INTO MY DAYS
I FEEL LETHAL, ON THE VERGE OF FRENZY
I THINK MY MASK OF SANITY IS ABOUT TO SLIP

try it, i really think it works.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] american psycho

[ImsaKidd]

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i am thinking about why i don't enjoy online poker

i have to ask you guys, when you play online poker, do you play as if it is a computer game which has the exact same rules as a card game of texas holdem

or do you view it as only an intermediary between people who are ACTUALLY playing cards like sitting down looking at each other watching the cards get dealt and actually physically participating in the game of playing texas hold'em

like when i sit down at a table, i never think to myself "wow this is gonna be fun, i can't wait to play some cards!"

and i know there are people who are also hardcore multitabling poker pros

but they say the game is still fun

like i mean [censored], i'm supposed to be playing cards, why aren't i having fun?

what the [censored]

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How did this post not get more love?

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I only have fun when i'm running well.

So thats probably been more than a month.

[KRANTZ]

does anyone know where the [censored] luego is?