Funniest Matasow chat yet

[jessicaalbiel]

here's this from awhile ago:

Dealer: Hand #3130116304
N0 SPIN Z0NE (Observer): dont judge by one hand
AxRealDealxA (Observer): scrwe u all mike is the best
AxRealDealxA (Observer): mike is the best NL hold em player
AdamBomb13 (Observer): has mike said anything good i missed
AxRealDealxA (Observer): he said it on HSP
AxRealDealxA (Observer): didnt u hear him?
N0 SPIN Z0NE (Observer): long term....real long term game
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
heyjojoagogo (Observer): miike will blow up soon
PrettyAznGirl (Observer): whats hsp?
BigSlicklepp (Observer): hoew much is mouth down to him????
Mike Matusow: good night scumb bag hope u die die in yoursleep from bad karma

[LOL_MODS]

Personal Favorite Matusow Moment of All Time:

Only Seconds After IVEY Hits a Two-Outer on the River to bust mikey out a 30k pot @ 50-100 NL (Highest Blinds FTP Had Back Then)

Mike Matusow: "The Devil Called and He Wants His Soul Back"

the greatest thing about mikey that nobody brings up is how he has the ability to make anyone feel better about their own game after watching him for even a short period of time.

kiddie games >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>

i heart mikey !!! one time for the kid

[tonymead]

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Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined. How many people have died from overdosing/too much weed? None.

How many from alcohol - 100s of thousands.

I have only smoked pot 2 times in the last five years. Any person who thinks pot is even close to being as bad for you as alcohol is an idiot.

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there are no reported deaths to pot ever! legalize it and start taxing the hell out of it and get our country out of debt!

[davidlong14]

How can anyone rate any of these umpteen Matusow chats as the "funniest" ???...they are all the same.

[Scotty_12]

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How can anyone rate any of these umpteen Matusow chats as the "funniest" ???...they are all the same.

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Wrong. (see below)

Mike Matusow: it not money anyways
Mike Matusow: its computer numbers