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Inbox: What's your eta?
Outbox: I'm telling your boss you take naps in the cripple stall. gogogo |
#2
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Inbox: i'm working on it
Outbox: No problem. I'm a patient man -- unless it starts getting close to 4:00. Then I might get a little antsy... |
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They're unrelated, but:
Outbox: too easy Inbox: dude where are you |
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InBox: Thnx
Outbox: Gl babygirl. smile. (i have to type "smile", cuz my cell is so ghetto it cant do "(", or ")".) |
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inbox: why do you hate me so much? I send you a text to let you know that I'm thinking of you and you say hardly anything back, and you were really not supportive when I was cheated on by that guy and you make no effort to contact me at all. If you hate me that much just tell me and I'll leave you alone.
outbox: lol |
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inbox: damn.
outbox: Please not lame white guy. ONE TIME! (about the warriors nba draft pick last night) |
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Inbox: August maybe you?
Outbox: no saved messages |
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[ QUOTE ]
inbox: why do you hate me so much? I send you a text to let you know that I'm thinking of you and you say hardly anything back, and you were really not supportive when I was cheated on by that guy and you make no effort to contact me at all. If you hate me that much just tell me and I'll leave you alone. outbox: lol [/ QUOTE ] Are you sure that's a text and not a letter written in blood? |
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inbox: having 3 fresh off the boat russian movers is the way to go
outbox: do they have any sisters? |
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Are you sure that's a text and not a letter written in blood? [/ QUOTE ] Fortunately yes, although I expect those will follow |
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