***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***

[Heisenb3rg]

yay a smiley graph!

[yellowjack]

come onnnnnn what was racoon-kid's name? the dude who realized that there are hot and smart chicks at a math camp he went to.

[Heisenb3rg]

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come onnnnnn what was racoon-kid's name? the dude who realized that there are hot and smart chicks at a math camp he went to.

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Hot and smart girls good at math = paradox

[Tryptamean]

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come onnnnnn what was racoon-kid's name? the dude who realized that there are hot and smart chicks at a math camp he went to.

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Hot and smart girls good at math = totally [censored] awesome and rare but they do exist

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fyp

[Absolution]

I need to stop these snap river calls. It's costing me at least a good fraction of a BB/100 I think. Just because I make the correct read on the turn doesn't mean I have to call on the river if the wrong card comes. I only do this maybe 1 or 2x a session, but it really annoys me. It's such a level 1 play and I need to stop it.

[Sheakspeer]

He put me on the nut low, but the low doesn't qualify! Lol, insert your own joke here . . .

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (5.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5s 6h (high card, ace).
Hero has 9s 9d (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.25 BB. </font>

[Wolfram]

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He put me on the nut low, but the low doesn't qualify! Lol, insert your own joke here . . .

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (5.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5s 6h (high card, ace).
Hero has 9s 9d (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.25 BB. </font>

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Lol, this is so awesome. If you knew what his hand was you could offer him to return your nines to the deck, get 2 random cards, bet blind and still be a 94.5% favorite vs his hand [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

yeah, but that one time when you do turn over the nut low is going to pretty damn unforgetable to him

[Scorcho]

My apologies to Greg Oden for buying season tickets this year and cursing his knee.

[sethypooh21]

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My apologies to Greg Oden for buying season tickets this year and cursing his knee.

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How much did those bad boys run you?