Biggest crime you've ever committed?

[Eegs]

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a couple of years ago i purchased some rare cigars that were worth alot of money and had them insured from fire among other things.

i smoked the cigars and after i finished i tried to sue the insurance company because my cigars caught on fire and were burned. they refused to pay and i took them to court.

the judge ruled that i was entitled to $15,000 compensation from the insurance company because despite the fact that i had smoked my own cigars, they were in fact insured against fire. the insurance company paid the check immediately.

shortly after cashing the check, the insurance company had 2 police officers come and arrest me for 24 counts of arson. i was convicted of intentionally burning insured property and was sentenced to a 24 month sentence but was let out after 6 months on parole.

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this is nuts

[BearHustler]

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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You have an excuse...

Your daddy left home when you were three and didn't leave much for Ma and you except that ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

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Not to mention he named him Sue.

[jakethebake]

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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You have an excuse...

Your daddy left home when you were three and didn't leave much for Ma and you except that ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

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Not to mention he named him Sue.

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that was the meanest thing he ever did, although you can't blame his cause he run and hid.

[Captain Oveur]

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I've stolen some bikes too, started a fire, sold some weed.

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Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[James Boston]

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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection.

[dtbog]

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So i whip out my wallet and flash my 4 real twenties to him. I said "here, are these fake?" and he looks at all of them and says no. I go, "here" and I gave him 2 real twenties. I ask for the 2 fake ones back and he said that he has to keep them.

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damn, girl.. you carried $80+ in your wallet when you were 14?

[Kyo Souma II]

"It's not the Crime"
-Tower of Power

I broke the law last night,
committed a criminal and sexual act
She was on top and in this state
That's an immediate pop
And though I didn't get caught
I know in my mind
I committed no crime, still by some fluke
I might be servin' time
It's not the crime and it's not the thought
It's not the deed, it's if you get caught

I got some friends who like to stay high
think of the tax potential if it were legal to buy
but instead of the heat is forced
to bust on victimless crimes
it's a low-class bust worth nickels and dimes

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think of all them powerful cats
and how they got that way
'cause they surely would not be there
without the payoff game that's played
and think what you would do if it it was you
that was in their shoes
you'd either play the game or else
you'd lose, bad news
it's not whose sold, it's not whose bought
and it's not the kickback, it's if you get caught

[James Boston]

I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection.

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Haha, once in high school me and my friends got into a toilet papering war with another guy (yeah, I'm so cool). One night we TP'd his house for like the 3rd time in like 5 weeks and he I guess just had his wisdom teeth taken out and his parents were royally pissed so they called the cops. We of course didn't know any of this, so after we did the job we drove around and picked up about 10 road signs from all over our community and we were going to put them on his lawn.

We drive up and park on the corner of another street and pick up our signs and start to walk to his house, we turn the corner and see a cop car in the driveway and then him talking to the dad and son and we turn around and run into the car and drive away.

We would have been so [censored] if they would have saw us.

[jakethebake]

I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms.