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serious business... police notice
at my school we have these "timely notice" emails that let us know when illegal [censored] happens around the area of our campus. i recieived this email today.
FROM JMU POLICE PRANK WITH TOY (NERF) DART LAUNCHER At approximately 2:15 pm today a student-aged male was present in a classroom, wearing camouflage and a toboggan. The individual presented a toy (Nerf) dart launcher. which was immediately recognized as a toy by the faculty member due to the orange and yellow color. The individual hit a student with three sponge (Nerf) darts. The suspect immediately ran out of the classroom. The faculty member followed the suspect into the hallway but could not identify the direction of travel. At 3:35 pm the faculty member reported the incident to JMU Police. The JMU Police immediately followed-up on this incident. Shortly thereafter, JMU Police learned that the suspect was known to the victim. THIS INCIDENT IS BEING CONSIDERED A PRANK. The clothes and toy (Nerf) dart launcher have been recovered and a full account of the incident has been provided by the suspect. No charges have been filed at this time. ps. i am drunk but my typing is superior for some reason |
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Re: serious business... police notice
how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan?
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Re: serious business... police notice
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how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan? [/ QUOTE ] im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag |
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Re: serious business... police notice
james madison?
cool guy |
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james madison? cool guy [/ QUOTE ] holla |
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Re: serious business... police notice
sounds like some sort of scame to me
sbrugby |
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[ QUOTE ] how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan? [/ QUOTE ] im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag [/ QUOTE ] i feel you yeota. they call them beanies in other parts of the country (at least up north). edit: also, they aren't like do rags. |
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Re: serious business... police notice
Would of been funnier if he shot the teacher.
(with the nerf dart launcher not a gun u sickos) Conspire |
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Re: serious business... police notice
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan? [/ QUOTE ] im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag [/ QUOTE ] i feel you yeota. they call them beanies in other parts of the country (at least up north). edit: also, they aren't like do rags. [/ QUOTE ] yeah that may or may not have been the naddy in me doing the thinking |
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Re: serious business... police notice
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan? [/ QUOTE ] im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag [/ QUOTE ] i feel you yeota. they call them beanies in other parts of the country (at least up north). edit: also, they aren't like do rags. [/ QUOTE ] yeah that may or may not have been the naddy in me doing the thinking [/ QUOTE ] [censored] yankee bitches constantly made fun of me for calling it a toboggan. |
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