The Missing Trip Report

[Riverman]

You are better than that. More poker and psycho girlfriend please.

[misclick odds]

i like the degen tales

[Grasshopp3r]

Where are the pics of your girlfriend? You broke up, so it is ok to post them.

[punkass]

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blah blah I'm such a douchebag blah blah blah blah no one cares about slots blah blah

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[grando]

bump

[rakemeplz]

WHEN IS THE NEXT GD TRIP REPORT COMING GRANDO?

[Grasshopp3r]

Finish it.

[PwnedDonk]

[The Hag]

Then my g/f proceeds to tell me all about my live tells while we walked back to Bally's. This exchange was golden:

Her: you know you've got a bunch of tells....
Me: yeah? (not caring at all cause anyone under 20/40 doesn't give a [censored])
Her: yeah - you always bob your head and sniff when you play a hand
Me: alright....
Her: you should probably stop that - they always know when you're in a hand
Me: okay I'll work on it - do I do it when I have a good hand or when I'm bluffing?
Her: both
Me: ok - so you're saying that my tell is the same whether I have a good hand or a bad one?
Her: yeah, what'd you think I meant? seriously? (pretty rudely actually)
Me: well - I don't think a tell that exists 100 percent of the time I'm playing is really a tell
Her: well it is - you have to work on it to succeed at live play
Me: ok, thanks



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this is so golden. I will reread it at least 6 times.

[danish]

FINISH IT!