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Old 09-03-2006, 12:42 AM
The Young Gun The Young Gun is offline
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Default I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

Here is the situation: 3 guys and 1 girl
We have been watching a movie pretty attentively with no talking between the four of us. The girl is laying down and suddenly exclaims to the three of us that a kitten has farted. She then makes sure to tack on "well unless one of you guys did it." The other two buy the story but me? I start laughing so hard I fall out of my chair.

What are the odds it was her that farted? I have done the misdirection trick myself and her sudden statement just seems very odd.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:44 AM
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Default Re: I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

what are the odds that this is the most hilarious and stupid thread title ever? pretty high.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:47 AM
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Default Re: I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

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Old 09-03-2006, 12:48 AM
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Default Re: I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

SIIHP.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:52 AM
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Default Re: I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

if she had asked you to pull her finger, you should have just asked her to marry you right there.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

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if she had asked you to pull her finger, you should have just asked her to marry you right there.

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Maybe if you look like the dude in your avatar
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:53 AM
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if she had asked you to pull her finger, you should have just asked her to marry you right there.

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dude, thats a pretty f*cking funny and clever concept right there.

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Old 09-03-2006, 12:54 AM
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Here is the situation: 3 guys and 1 girl


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This first line had me expecting more
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:56 AM
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Default Re: I\'m pretty sure this girl farted and I need some opinions

cats/kitten rarely if ever fart.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:58 AM
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cats/kitten rarely if ever fart.

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Depends on the cat, too. I have a friend who had a cat with a digestive problem, and the damn thing never STOPS farting.
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