Beat: Losing to fatties in beer pong

[Karak567]

Ok here's the deal. I'm usually a really nice guy and I would never call anyone a "fatty" (especially since, while I am not a fatty, I still have a few extra pounds I should drop myself). But the truth is this:

I am drunk.

[censored] drunk.

So here's what happened.

FoolyCooly (a 2+2 poster but he only has like 140 posts cause he sucks) and I were playing these two chicks in beer pong

combined weight of two chicks: 900 pounds.

We went up 6 cups to 2.

Then we were up 5 cups to 1.

We [censored] lost.

We [censored] lost to them.

The entire time they were dancing like a strip tease and it really [censored] me up. I was like... what the [censored] I have to look away.

Then when the song "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" came on!

holy [censored] they went nuts

i was like [censored] no i dont wish my girlfriend was hot like you

god damnit i cant believe i lost to them

[censored] [censored] mother[censored] i nearly hung myself after that game

this is [censored] [censored]

[furyshade]

i think there are more [censored] 's than non censored words

[Hrkac]

well, did you [censored] them?

[DopamineRelease]

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i was like [censored] no i dont wish my girlfriend was hot like you

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rofl, this is gold

[alphatmw]

A+++! lol

[.Alex.]

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well, did you [censored] them?

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Bitchslap is censored on 2p2?

[fluffpop62]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!!!!!!!!!!! get your camera phone out and let me be the judge.

[beecass]

beat: hanging out with fatties

variance: fatties make everyone else look that much better?

[whoisthedrizzle]

drink until they're hot?

[THEOSU]

FATTIES ARE LIKE MOPEDS