Helpful Hints For Random Things Thread

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rub her feet

[edfurlong]

I'm not sure how many sixty year old women we have here, but just in case... You can start filling out your check at the supermarket before your total has been rung up.

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[DirtyDiggs]

On a first/ blind date, eat the entree slowly.

At the beginning of the date, there is a 50/50 chance that either you will be siping alcohol frequently to alieviate awkward sciene or talking incesantly to do so. This can't really be controled. During the meal, if you space it out, there will be a metronomic sip after each dialogue.

Eat slowly because of the timing of conversation, + the natural tendency of girls not wanting to appear as pigs and leave two bites of thier dinner, and subtly encourages a girl to drink more without you having to creepily prompt her to do so.

P.S. of random thoughts:

If your date doesn't drink, make polte converation and begin thinking of what websites you'll check out tonight

If your date states "i've made it a point not to drink ON THE FIRST DATE," your date is a porn star that has told herself she has reformed. Either find a way to challenge her to drink or remain cool till the second date where you'll easily close the deal and she'll have gained the uncanny ability to rationalize her slutiness.

[JaredL]

drivers (especially those from Washington):

If you are on a freeway that has 2 lanes each direction and does not have left side exits, the left lane is for passing people. If you are in the left lane and not passing anyone, then you should move over. If you with any frequency get passed on the right by people going less than 100 MPH, you should increase your efforts to use the right lane when not passing.

[LeapFrog]

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When a girl wants you:

If a female ever suddenly starts talking about how she isn't easy and she doesn't just sleep with anyone, this is because she wants to sleep with you and she doesn't want you to think she is a whore (which she is).

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[WhoIam]

Deny everything. Even if they know you did it, rarely do they have enough evidence to prove it.

[MagicNinja]

massage a girls buttocks while giving head.

[toddw8]

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drivers (especially those from Washington):

If you are on a freeway that has 2 lanes each direction and does not have left side exits, the left lane is for passing people. If you are in the left lane and not passing anyone, then you should move over. If you with any frequency get passed on the right by people going less than 100 MPH, you should increase your efforts to use the right lane when not passing.

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It's about time someone said this. It holds true for Colorado as well.

[kidcolin]

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drivers (especially those from Washington):

If you are on a freeway that has 2 lanes each direction and does not have left side exits, the left lane is for passing people. If you are in the left lane and not passing anyone, then you should move over. If you with any frequency get passed on the right by people going less than 100 MPH, you should increase your efforts to use the right lane when not passing.

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I made a poll post around 6+ months ago addressing this. I'm from Massachusetts, and by and large, most drivers are keen on this there. Now I live in California, and they're AWFUL about it. Not only is it completely retarded, but it's also more dangerous. My buddy at work from Washington says it's just as bad there. I see a decent amount of Nevada plates in this area, and they're all pretty good about it.

Also, your OP should be 2 or more lanes, not just 2.

[Jeff W]

If you cook with garlic, rub your hands on stainless steel to get the garlic smell off of your fingers.