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11-12-2007, 02:21 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
I think you just wanted to let us know that you are going to have sex. Sex that you have to pay for.
If they stop you, just say "Hey, I'm paying this poor girl for sex and it's none of your damn business". 
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#12
11-12-2007, 02:22 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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Well, sweet old ladies in charge of family-run hotels don't generally mention this kind of thing unprompted when you phone up to book a room.... [/ QUOTE ] yeah they do, at least in my experience they do. every non-chain hotel/motel i've ever stayed at has pointedly expressed their "no girlfriends / no guests spending the night / no hookers" policy right up front, mebbe it's different in the states though (you're in england aren't you?), but imo she would've just said so right out, old lady or not... i had this ancient indian dude badger me, "no girlfriend! no up all night, no sexy, no girl! no girlfriend right buddy? just you?" lol
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#13
11-12-2007, 02:23 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with?
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#14
11-12-2007, 02:24 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with? [/ QUOTE ] Not only that, just say the room is for 2 people. Then if anyone asks, she's your wife. If they ask why she isn't w/ you when you are checking in, BS and say she's getting her hair done or something.
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#15
11-12-2007, 02:26 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
Well I assume that she is going to leave the hotel chopped to pieces in your suitcase, so as long as you sneak her in, you should be fine.
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#18
11-12-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with? [/ QUOTE ] Because they're all booked up. Also, this place is $140. Chain hotels are like $300 a night or something sick like that.
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#19
11-12-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
Just claim that you're married. "Mr. and Mrs. Jimm "Lucky" Smith." Say your rings are both out being resized because you both joined a gym a couple months ago and lost a lot of weight.
If that doesn't work just do it in the bushes outside.
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#20
11-12-2007, 02:33 PM
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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Jimm, How old are you? Like 15? Just be a man and walk past the check-in clerk. [/ QUOTE ] also, grow some balls. oh and shave said balls before you meet hooker
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