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Kicked douchebag\'s ass
I was at this girl I know named Shawna's house. I used to hook up with her older sister in tenth grade who ended up moving to her dad's in Colorado. Anyways, their brother is a putrid [censored] who basically has no life and isn't going anywhere. For example, when I was in 6th grade he was in 8th but was 4 years older than me cause he failed kindergarden and 6th. Back then he used to think he was hot [censored] and basically bullied everyone and all the girls thought he was pretty hot cause he was so old. He really hated me because I would always make fun of his ass since he was so [censored] stupid I'd call him out on his [censored]. So he's pretty much always hated me and two years ago when I was hooking up with Karen he'd try to give me a hard time. By then it was a lot harder cause I was 6"3 at the time (6"5 now) and big. He was about 6"2 and a little bigger. Well now he's a fat, lazy sonofabitch who just lays around the house all day watching ESPN.
So he's outside on their porch when I leave the house heading towards my car. I notice him, say nothing and keep heading towards my car. Well they live on a farm and have cat's literally everywhere. They must have like over 30. So I pass him and next thing I know I feel something big and sharp hit my back. I turn around and look down and realize the mother [censored] just through a cat at me! I ask him what the [censored] he's doing and he just grins. I say "I have a lot of fun banging your sisters." word for word and he gets up and he's close enough to where he lunges at me but I turn around like I'm running away and then turn back around and punch him right in between the [censored] eyes. He tries to get up and I keep kicking him until he gives up. Then I just leave. I got a text as I was typing this that him and his friends are going to come looking for me. Luckily I've got a few more than him and they're alot bigger. Brag: Kicked douchebag's ass Beat: Girl is mad Variance: He want's more |
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Re: Kicked douchebag\'s ass
I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] rednecks for entertainment value
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Re: Kicked douchebag\'s ass
[ ] oranges
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sir, I question your intelligence.
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Re: Kicked douchebag\'s ass
[ QUOTE ]
[ ] oranges [/ QUOTE ] |
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i can only begin to imagine how terrible this girl looks.
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[/ QUOTE ] FYP!! |
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seriously, whose gimmick account is this? It's like supbro, but not as funny.
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Re: Kicked douchebag\'s ass
So instead of just punching him right in the face, you have to fake turning around first? Are you scared of him or something? Please stand up like a man next step instead of being a little bitch.
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