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Old 09-10-2006, 02:32 AM
Blarg Blarg is offline
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Me too. But you gotta get in early before the obvious lines are taken.
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Old 09-10-2006, 02:34 AM
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wash your smelly dick.
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Old 09-10-2006, 02:51 AM
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have her watch some videos
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:14 AM
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I can't help but think this is exactly the question that Sklansky was hoping would get asked when he started this website.

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Old 09-10-2006, 03:47 AM
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george,

Next time you are hanging out with her, have a guy friend come over and suck his dick real good so she can see how it's supposed to be done.

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Does this work well for you?
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:59 AM
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i think i'll just find a cosmo article about giving bj's since nobody here seems to be gay.

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amplify certainly gave it a college try.

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I always go the distance for the homies.
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Old 09-10-2006, 08:40 AM
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george,

Next time you are hanging out with her, have a guy friend come over and suck his dick real good so she can see how it's supposed to be done.

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FTW
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:01 AM
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make suggestive comments nothing negative or she will probably get a offended and stop
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:11 AM
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You could always do the Alaskan Firedragon on her. I dont know if it will solve your situation, but it will get her more involved.

per Urban Dictionary:
1. When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

2. When you suck a guys cock and he cums in your throat and covers your mouth with tape or his hand and says some thing to the sort of "I have Herpies Complex 2" <u>which causes you to either gag forcefully or to release the come out of your nose or the sides of your eyes.</u>

Jenny:*Sucks Timmy's cock*
Timmy:"Open wide bitch!"*Squirts cum in mouth*
Jenny:*Starts to swallow*
Timmy:"Dumb Bitch I have Genital Herpies!"
Jenny:*Releases cum through nose and vomits repeatedly.*
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:05 PM
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You could always do the Alaskan Firedragon on her. I dont know if it will solve your situation, but it will get her more involved.

per Urban Dictionary:
1. When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

2. When you suck a guys cock and he cums in your throat and covers your mouth with tape or his hand and says some thing to the sort of "I have Herpies Complex 2" <u>which causes you to either gag forcefully or to release the come out of your nose or the sides of your eyes.</u>

Jenny:*Sucks Timmy's cock*
Timmy:"Open wide bitch!"*Squirts cum in mouth*
Jenny:*Starts to swallow*
Timmy:"Dumb Bitch I have Genital Herpies!"
Jenny:*Releases cum through nose and vomits repeatedly.*


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hahaha
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