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Old 01-06-2006, 02:39 AM
Tony_P Tony_P is offline
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let's do it again.... post a joke. it can be cheesy, dirty, offensive, or (preferably) all three.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:39 AM
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Three guys are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar, the third ducks.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:40 AM
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:33 PM
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This is better with sound.

Or in person I bet; my friend was actually there and he said these guys got a standing-O.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:40 PM
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb??








(wait for it... wait for it...)
























None. Everyone knows Feminists can't change anything.
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:26 PM
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb??

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Two.





One to change the light bulb, and one to suck my sweaty dick.

NT
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:39 AM
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let's do it again.... post a joke. it can be cheesy, dirty, offensive, or (preferably) all three.

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How do you get a witch pregnant?

You [censored] her.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:41 AM
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3 Tomato.................ketchup
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:42 AM
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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They fall through the holes in his hands.
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:18 PM
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Maybe I can get another star!!....



Why do women have legs?

















so they don't leave <font color="green">SLIME</font> trails


Bing!
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