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Chances my brother might be gay?!
I received a phone call with the following information:
My brother went out with a few friends (friends of 10 years plus) to a few bars. One friend receives a call from two girls, wanting to get picked up and hang out at his apartment. They pick up the two girls, one of which sat in the passenger seat. Apparently, she is a bit permiscuous, as she lets both my brother and another friend grab her breast (keep in mind, this is their first meeting). After arriving at the apartment, the friend who owns the apartment takes a girl to his room, while the other friend proceeds to hook up with the second girl on the couch. This is where it gets interesting, my brother decides to get a sleeping bag and sleeps in the kitchen, or so they think! As my friend begins having sex in a semi-dark room, my brother approaches. Between them, this is not a normal occurence. My brother then swings back, and slaps the guy's ass! The friend immediately goes limp, and starts screaming irately. The third friend comes down to see what the fuss is about. My brother then adamantly denies doing it. Next day, he claims it was dark and he was trying to touch the girl's ass. Background on my brother: 25 years old, anti-social and awkward. Has had sex a few times, but has never been in a commited relationship. I have always had a bit of a suspicion that he may be gay. He does, however, have a ton of straight porn on his computer. Additionally, I have edited a paper he has written on homophobia in which he claimed gay males who kiss should be ashamed of themselves. What are the chances my brother is gay? Should I mention any of this to him, or pretend like I don't know? |
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
Probably not THAT high. Anyway, that's very funny.
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
50% -- he is or he isn't. 33% if you count bi as an option...
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
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I have edited a paper he has written on homophobia in which he claimed gay males who kiss should be ashamed of themselves. [/ QUOTE ] sounds gay to me. oh yeah, that and grabbing another guy's naked ass. that's also a bit gay. |
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
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50% -- he is or he isn't. 33% if you count bi as an option... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure this is good maths |
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Additional information
I believe may brother may just have a propensity for awkward situations.
After returning home from Vegas during my teen years, I was super horny and just had to masturbate. I get under the covers and start doing my thing. My brother then enters and says, "Are you jacking off?". Of course, I reply with a "No". He rips my sheets off and sees me with a shirt on, and my shorts at my ankles. He then says, "Thought so", takes my sheets and leaves the room. |
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
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[ QUOTE ] 50% -- he is or he isn't. 33% if you count bi as an option... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure this is good maths [/ QUOTE ] You're right, I left out autosexuality. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] So 25% chance he's gay. |
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 50% -- he is or he isn't. 33% if you count bi as an option... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure this is good maths [/ QUOTE ] You're right, I left out autosexuality. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] So 25% chance he's gay. [/ QUOTE ] What about the people who [censored] sheep and whatnot? |
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
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What about the people who [censored] sheep and whatnot? [/ QUOTE ] Well if he's a guy [censored] a male sheep, then he's still gay amirite? |
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Re: Chances my brother might be gay?!
if he's gay you should disown him from the family.
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