Beat: GF breaks up with me and bangs other guy

[dhg223]

So my gf of three years told me two weeks ago that she had made out with 2 other guys recently and I flipped out and didn't talk to her for a week. Then I saw her and we broke up. We had broken up before for short amounts of time but this was the big one.

So I, having intimate knowledge of her facebook password, obv. spy on her and find out she's [censored] some guy from a bar that she always hang out at now.

What do I do BBV?

As is BBV custom, she is on the left. And no that's not the guy. It's just some clown who wanted a free red bull. Can't blame him. I want one too.





Beat: Cheated on
Brag: More time for poker
Variance: masturbation?

[Stoneflip]

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What do I do BBV?

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Find a new girl.

[edfurlong]

[Himself]

Have sex with all her friends. And poop in her toilet, but you know, not in the bowl.

[filsteal]

You convince yourself that she's a bad person, even if she's really not, and get over her.

[Weir]

[censored] her mom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc

[mbillie1]

Message her guy friend(s) on Facebook from her account. Tell him she has herpes and he needs to go get tested.

[dhg223]

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[censored] her mom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc

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I wont post a pic of her mom cuz I dont have one, but suffice it to say, worst idea ever

[Stoneflip]

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You convince yourself that she's a bad person

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Have sex with all her friends.

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[johnnylovescandy]

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So I, having intimate knowledge of her facebook password, obv. spy on her and find out she's [censored] some guy from a bar that she always hang out at now.

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Same bar where you two first met? She's a whore, dude, so move on...

EDIT: Are those real boobs???