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Here's my buddy after too many Yager Bombs. He woke up in the front yard like this and somehow drove himself to the hospital. No one's quite sure what happened.
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In 7th grade, during vball practice I collided with another player, took a hard elbow to the ribs, then fell flat on my ass bruising my tailbone (maybe more, but I doubt it). For a couple weeks it hurt to breath, laugh, sit, walk, cough, etc.
When I was 4 (parents love telling me this story), I took a pair of plastic kiddie bonoculars and looked thru the wrong end. I apparently ran full speed into our front door. Learned a lesson that day, "when looking thru the wrong end of bonoculars whilst running, things REALLY are closer than they appear". Another story about the beloved colon. My friend went 3 wheeling a long time ago. The driver lost control of the RV, crashed and somehow she had a tree branch go up her butt. After multiple surgeries, she's fine and loves talking about her bowel movements. |
#53
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When I was 12 I was dunking on a lowered basketball rim. I came down from a dunk, the net caught on my two front (permanent) teeth and ripped them out of my mouth. I was rushed to a dentist where he shoved them back into my mouth. After a few root canals they were back to normal.
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Was trying to cut an orange with a butter knife when I was 6 or so and put the knife through my hand. [/ QUOTE ] Um, what? |
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[ QUOTE ] Was trying to cut an orange with a butter knife when I was 6 or so and put the knife through my hand. [/ QUOTE ] Same-ish age, uncle getting married, I was the ring-bearer or something, and along with the groomsmen received my own initial-engraved pocketknife as a gift. Immediately I opened it and destroyed my thumb. Still have the scar today. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah but he's talking about a butter knife. I still don't get that. Aren't they like the dullest knife ever with no point or anything? Am I thinking of a different knife that I use on my butter? A butter knife is pretty much a shorter dinner knife, amirite? |
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This is the closest thing to it I could find online. Yeah, I guess it's relatively dull compared to most knives, but it still had a pointy tip.
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#57
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skateboarding. kickflip off a kicker ramp. sack. 2 or 3 stitches. all balls fine.
when i was like 13 or 14, more embarassing than painful, i guess sacks arent very good at healing cuts so i got stitches. |
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This is the closest thing to it I could find online. Yeah, I guess it's relatively dull compared to most knives, but it still had a pointy tip. [/ QUOTE ] Wow, you could carry that thing for protection! If a cop frisks you, it's just a butter knife, right? My butter knives are rounded, 'cause I have no need to stab my butter. |
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I had just made bacon and was about to pour the grease down the sink when my roommate told me that way bad for the pipes. Being the smart person I am, I decided to pour the sizzling hot grease into a disposable plastic bowl.
The grease ate through the bowl like it was wet toilet paper and just falls all over my leg. Needless to say it sizzled my leg for a good 10 seconds before I was able to start cooling it down with water. Burned the [censored] out of my leg and I still have discoloration on my calf from where it ended up. I couldn't walk normally or wear pants for a long time because it hurt my skin so much. Luckily for me I had just gotten my first aid training and knew how to properly handle burns, otherwise I'm sure it would have been worse. |
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When I was in grade school I went to a daytime computer camp at Framingham State College. A pencil rolled off my desk and I snapped my legs together to catch it in my lap, except I was too slow so I just drove the pencil about 2" into my inner thigh. [/ QUOTE ] I dropped a pencil in the third grade while taking the CATs. I instinctively tried to grab it, it hit the chair eraser side down, and I ended up slamming the "webbing" between my thumb and pointer finger into the tip. The pencil stuck in and I yelled and ran to the nurse. You can still clearly see the color of the graphite under my skin. I shot myself in the face with my potato gun, luckily the potato missed and I just got pressurized air; resulted in a black eye. |
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