Favorite golf quotes.

[TripleH68]

"Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty."

-Harry Vardon


"Don't praise your own good shots.
Leave that function to your partner who,
If a good sport, will not be slow in performing it."

-Harry Vardon

[pokah5]

"Gunga galunga"

[Hey_Porter]

"Ye swing at the grass real purty, hav' a try at the ball."
- Shivas Irons

[Butcho22]

"I hope to be down to an A-cup by next season."

-Phil Mickelson

[ghostface]

"Even god cant hit a 1 iron"

-Trevino

[maxpower72]

I was left with the easiest shot in golf - the fourth putt.
Hit the do-over first.
Never play with a person who would question a seven.

There are many more, they come from a book called Mulligans Rules of Golf, which I hightly recommend as easy joke reading.

[Hey_Porter]

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Never play with a person who would question a seven.


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I am usually like this, as I hate spitting in a wound, but if I'm playing for money and am giving a guy 5 strokes a side, I need that mis-hack out of the weeds to count. Unless I'm misunderstanding the quote.

[TripleH68]

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Never play with a person who would question a seven.


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I am usually like this, as I hate spitting in a wound, but if I'm playing for money and am giving a guy 5 strokes a side, I need that mis-hack out of the weeds to count. Unless I'm misunderstanding the quote.

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Oops. I have been that guy. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[LetItBe]

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."

Twain

[knicknut]

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron, 1971