Beat: Crazy Korean girl WTF?!

[nick604]

Me and my girlfriend are taking this mutually arranged "time apart" thing at the moment, which is ok with me cos it means everything's fair game and I can do whatever I want.

So this afternoon I hook up with this Korean girl who I've been into for a while. Thread is worthless without pics, so here's one from facebook:



Spare me comments on the pic, I don't give a [censored] about how anyone rates her - I like girls like this. Provided they're Asian, sorta cute, and not ridiculously obese I'm generally into them.

Anyway, we end up in my bed this afternoon, then things start getting really weird. We get down to business and all of a sudden she's screaming "don't touch my [censored] breasts". So I'm thinking "err, ok", this was followed by "don't touch my legs"; "get your hands off of my [censored] ass"; and "keep your hands away from my hair - what the [censored] - you think you can just mess it up like that?!" (for the record, I wasn't doing anything bizarre/perverted/painful whatever - just what any normal person might be touching during teh sexytime).

Then at some point I kinda touch her thigh just to steady her, and she pushes herself off me, yells "leave me the [censored] alone - you think I'm just something you can TOUCH as much as you want?" (this part amused my housemates), throws on her clothes and runs off screaming down the road.

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I'm left kinda bewildered so fire up (and lose) a couple of sit n gos and work my way through the best part of a bottle of Absolut. But I ask you - what the hell happened here? Seriously, seriously WTF stuff.

[cwes]

[x] Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
[x] Give her like 10-15 mg Valium.

[f1sh4d1nner]

Shes pyschotic.

[edfurlong]

She looks like chucky.

[bluesbassman]

Just to clarify, were you actually having intercourse when she started to rant about not touching her?

[StepBangin]

Were you raping her?

edit: she obv doesnt know how to make the sexy time

[nick604]

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Just to clarify, were you actually having intercourse when she started to rant about not touching her?

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Yes. But I'd been touching her in various places before that.

[nick604]

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Were you raping her?

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lol, no - if only. At least I would've been able to finish then.

[keikiwai]

right before she started going nuts, did you turn on the lights for the first time?

[IronFly]

OP,

No means NO!