Ask me anything about being Superlame.

[pergesu]

You've all seen Superbad by now. I'm definitely not it. In fact I take lameness to a whole new level. I'm an expert on being lame and no matter how hard you tried you could never be as lame as me. So go ahead, ask away.

[FlyWf]

Have you decided how to best respond to your next unprovoked offer of homosexual oral sex yet?

[kkcountry]

do you feel more or less lame when dudes ask to touch your penis?

[pergesu]

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Have you decided how to best respond to your next unprovoked offer of homosexual oral sex yet?

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No, I assume that all that is over with. You can't get much lamer than turning down free, NSA BJs, and nobody wants to blow lame people.

[BigPoppa]

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In fact I take lameness to a whole new level. I'm an expert on being lame and no matter how hard you tried you could never be as lame as me.

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I don't know, man.
I bring some heavy [censored] duty lameness to the table, and I've been lame since way before you were born.

[pergesu]

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do you feel more or less lame when dudes ask to touch your penis?

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Way less. It feels good when a dude touches my penis. Wait, ASKS to touch my penis I mean. Yeah, asks.

[pergesu]

[ QUOTE ]
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In fact I take lameness to a whole new level. I'm an expert on being lame and no matter how hard you tried you could never be as lame as me.

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I don't know, man.
I bring some heavy [censored] duty lameness to the table, and I've been lame since way before you were born.

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[censored], I don't know

[XXXNoahXXX]

I propose a lame-off.

[eviljeff]

this is not what the founders intended OOT to be for

[pergesu]

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this is not what the founders intended OOT to be for

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Sorry, you wear aviators, which means you're cool, thus your only usefulness in this thread is to ask me anything about being Superlame. Contribute or ban kthxbai