Old + Married = Free man!!

[By-Tor]

Back from Vegas. Miss me? We'll skip the poll.

Had a great time. Slept maybe 4 hours total (2 nights), sucked at Blackjack for a few hundred more then I should have, took the wife to all the shopping she wanted (Forum shops = wow, nice place), hit the Seafood buffet for the first time (of many more to come) and finally got up the nerve to donk it up at the Bellagio poker room (have never played live). Called Mat once, but it was semi-late and Matlock reruns where probably on, so no answer. Oh well, maybe next time (you're still buying).

Managed to play 2 sessions of superdonk (4/8) totaling about 15 hours for a total of $200 in buyin, had my ups and downs before finally getting sucked out by super-tourist who chased down my AKh on a AT4 one heart, turn heart, river J with AJ of course. Oh well....blah blah blah...I had a great time anyway.


But....Back to the Seafood Buffet where being old and married kept me out of jail and thus...a free man (for a little longer)...

The wife and I are about 5 plates each into out 2 hour feast when I decide to pop out to the floor for a smoke.

Just as I exit and light one, Krazy-Carni-Dude on the balconey tosses beeds at my feet. I of course bend down to grab them for the wife (as far as you know) and then realize I am the butt of this joke as Krazy-Carni-Dude pulls the string on the fishing line they where attached too and much laughter ensues. "HAHAHA"'s follow and whatever...I can take a joke and was even nice enough to fall for it again as he proceeded to drop then back at me feet.

Whatever...I'm drunk (on love and seafood....umm, plus that other stuff)...I can deal.

But...then it's my turn.

I proceed to slip behind the staircase and too the other side (closet to buffet exit) and wait out of sight for further 'fun'.

Sure enough (more) tourists walk by and here comes the beeds.

But this time, instead of a(nother) donk...Krazy-Carni-Dude gets my foot on the beeds and my cigarette on his fishing line.

More "HAHAHAHA"'s ensue (mainly from me) and I bend over to claim my prize, give a little [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] to Krazy-Carni-Dude and continue on my merry way to finish my smoke.

"THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL" (this is not me...this is sublime) (not that sublime...those singer dudes)...

Krazy-Carni-Dude proceeds to chuck a handfull of beeds at me, not realizing that by doing this, I have simply won again (yay me) as I proceed to bob-weaver-gather the additional prizes! YAY ME AGAIN!!!


"THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL" (still not me)

Realizing his mistake, Krazy-Carni-Dude is [censored] pissed now and proceeds to come down the stairs for me.

My back is turned as he gets to the bottom and as I turn around, all I see is Krazy-Carni-Dude in full Krazy-Carni-Dude-Uniform coming straight at me yelling "YOU RUINED MY WHOLE ACT YOU ASS!"...

"Whatever dude, tie a new set onto your string, what's your problem?"

"THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!"

Krazy-Carni-Dude then takes a full hand of beeds (necklaces) and fires them point-blank into my head as he is passing. Full windup and all. Had I not been lobster/beer/love drunk...it probably would have hurt really bad. He was definitely trying to throw out the runner from center to the plat on the fly...and my head got in the way from about 5 feet in front of him.

It's on mother [censored].

I take about 2 steps to tackle this son of a bitch when I realize there is no way this ends good...most likely with me in jail and his 'story' holding up...when I decide to back-off and just throw the "[censored] you, let's go outside you little bitch" barrage, with no intentions of taking it further.

Krazy-Carni-Dude runs off into which every little back room he came from. My guess is to go cry a little more, but who knows, it could of excited him and he when to yank one out. That's my guess any.

I avoid jail.

Score:

Me: Lots of beeds and a decent story.
Krazy-Carni-Dude: In need of a tissue.

I declare myself victorious and go back for another hour of seafood buffet.



edit: post first, proof read second...words to live by

[onthebutton]

Decent story. Completely non-surprising as it is you involved here, though.

[bisonbison]

Did version 1 of this story end with him making tender love to you?

Cause that's where I saw it going.

[Alobar]

decent TR

tho I wish you woulda punched him in the face. Nice job pissing him off tho

[Jim Jiminez]

so you're like 50 years old and you acted like a petulant 13 year old. congrats.

[NT!]

pretty funny TR

jim jiminez: i am going to ban you next time you post in OOT. for realz yo.

[Jim Jiminez]

Go for it, tough guy. I'll just post with one of my numerous other accounts.

Seriously though, your e-penis is [censored] HUGE.

[By-Tor]

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Decent story. Completely non-surprising as it is you involved here, though.

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I'm actually the nicest guy you'll never meet. All those extra beads went to kids at the Rio that shouldn't be taken to Vegas.

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[Alobar]

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Seriously though, your e-penis is [censored] HUGE.

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haha, youve checked out NT's penis......fahg

[El Diablo]

BT,

Beads.