Shoot my cat, please

Doc T River · #1 11-25-2007, 08:12 PM

Sometimes I swear this cat drives me nuts. I am sitting here typing and I can hear that the cat has jumped up on the kitchen table, again.

I bought the significant other a rose one day and we accidently left the bedroom door (where the rose was) open. Quick as a flash, the cat was up on the dresser and tore the hell out of the rose.

The heck of it is I am not a cat person and the cat gravitates to me the most.

What bad thing did I do at the poker table in a previous life to deserve this?

nutsflopper · #2 11-25-2007, 08:13 PM

ok

nutsflopper · #3 11-25-2007, 08:14 PM

and by ok, i mean yea i'll shoot your cat, not ok like this was a boring meaningless post I wish i never read cuz it was awesome

DocForbin · #4 11-25-2007, 08:15 PM

PM me I'll pound that pussy for ya

jupiterpig · #5 11-25-2007, 08:34 PM

just let it outside and it will kill all your birds and moles...

voyamatarte · #6 11-25-2007, 09:04 PM

One time my cat bulldog tackled a squirrel that was 3 feet up a tree trunk and then ripped out its throat.

Cats are baller, imo.

Doc T River · #7 11-25-2007, 11:11 PM

I have always said if the cat got into a fight with a pitbull, I would bet on the cat.

EvilSteve · #8 11-25-2007, 11:13 PM

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I have always said if the cat got into a fight with a pitbull, I would bet on the cat.

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What you have here is a source of revenue. Please do not shoot the cat.

crzylgs · #9 11-25-2007, 11:53 PM

Pls PM me a contract proposal so that I may review and consider your offer. (Offers below $5k + expenses will not be considered.)

Doc T River · #10 11-25-2007, 11:54 PM

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I have always said if the cat got into a fight with a pitbull, I would bet on the cat.

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What you have here is a source of revenue. Please do not shoot the cat.

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Well, I was setting up a fight with the Michael Vick stable, but that went south. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]