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08-08-2007, 12:19 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
Geez......I'm a VERY calm guy.....and I woulda been barred and prolly arrested. WOW!
I started slow rolling jerks who have slow rolled me in the past. I'm a real bastad about it too. It's the only way I keep sane. But that wouldn't have been enough here. That guy is really an idiot. He really could get killed pulling crap like that. 
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08-08-2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
I read the title. Then saw how long the post was. And thought, "I ain't reading all THAT!". But it's Rick, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Douchebag's performance merited every word of that post. Also: [ QUOTE ] Geez......I'm a VERY calm guy.....and I woulda been barred and prolly arrested. WOW! [/ QUOTE ]
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08-08-2007, 12:19 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
I'm strangely still allowed in that card room.
That's probably cause your a Yankees chick. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#5
08-09-2007, 10:15 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
The one moment I had in a cardroom was in a limit game where I had a king and the board was A-x-K-K on the turn. I had raised an got called. My opponent checked the river before the card came and I had the requisite number of chips in my hand to bet. I was about to put them down when the river came another Ace. I knew he now had aces full, so I let my hand down with the chips in them and said "check." He insisted that my action was a bet since I broke my stack and came forward with the chips. It was obvious I meant to check.
But by the letter of the law he was right. I said to him," Are you really going to make me bet?" He said yes. I bet, he raised and I folded. I then picked up some more chips and tossed them at him, telling him that kind of move deserved more than just one bet.
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08-08-2007, 02:29 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
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except it is a little shorter and less like sex since who can perform twice in five minutes (except of course woman and pubescent boys ) [/ QUOTE ] Good writing but this line just creeped me out.
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#9
08-08-2007, 02:41 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
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[ QUOTE ] except it is a little shorter and less like sex since who can perform twice in five minutes (except of course woman and pubescent boys ) [/ QUOTE ] Good writing but this line just creeped me out. [/ QUOTE ] My bad. I really try to avoid being creepy. Anyway by this I meant a woman can "perform" sex repeatedly with a willing partner and can be multi-orgasmic (or fake orgasms repeatedly; many, perhaps most guys couldn't tell the difference). Perhaps I should have used the words "post pubescent teen"; I think many around the age of 15 could do the deed twice in five minutes if given the chance. I'm 53 so those days are long over (but at least I can last long). But then again the thought of spending that much time with me may be pretty creepy to some woman. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ~ Rick
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#10
08-08-2007, 05:31 PM
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Re: Sick slow call, slow roll story (very lightly embellished)
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(but at least I can last long). [/ QUOTE ]Ahh, I was wondering where the "(very lightly embellished)" part kicked in. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Seriously, kudos on your reaction. I would have either said "nice slow roll" and seethed for the next hour or tried to strangle him. A middle ground wouldn't have occurred to me.
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