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Old 11-20-2007, 03:19 PM
Zach6668 Zach6668 is offline
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I don't get it.
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:32 PM
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Haha, ya, I'm lost too.
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:42 PM
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I'm going to Vegas with Palomino.

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You know a joke is funny when you have to explain it. I guess the Pal is a lesbain theme of jokes is no longer funny? Damn, that mental image always cheered me up after
Pal just beat for 15 BB in a hand and I was ready to punt a computer.

on a side note: HAZZAH! The only thing that kept me from quitting me job today in a storm of frustration was booking 5 days in LA in a early Dec. Commerce here I come! May try to hit a couple new SoCal casinos when I'm there just to add to the chip collection, and if I can con a cousin or uncle may try and hit LV for a day. Nothing helps a work based depression like a good dose of the gambooool or thoughts of Tijuana.
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:55 PM
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Haha, I actually got the joke after I submitted that reply. You are funny. And damn, even if I was a lesbian, it doesn't mean that I can't go to Vegas with a guy! Did you picture me as a man-hating butch dyke or something? I can't imagine that'd be too nice of a mental image.
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Old 11-20-2007, 04:05 PM
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Did you picture me as a man-hating butch dyke or something? I can't imagine that'd be too nice of a mental image.

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Nah, I picture the good way. Pretty much exactly like the photo I posted, but with motion, pillow fighting, and lots of kissing.
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:05 PM
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lol. I still don't get why guys find so lesbians so hot. Ah well, it's fun. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:21 PM
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Did you picture me as a man-hating butch dyke or something? I can't imagine that'd be too nice of a mental image.

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Nah, I picture the good way. Pretty much exactly like the photo I posted, but with motion, pillow fighting, and lots of kissing.

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nice...
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:25 PM
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lol. I still don't get why guys find so lesbians so hot. Ah well, it's fun.

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simple math really.

hawt girl == gud
Hawt girl sex prts == GUD!

Man == less gud
Penis == NO! BAD! ZOMG MY EYES!

Now combine any of those equations:

Obivously any equation that only combines Hawt Girls or Hawt Girl Sex parts contains the most Guds. And the worst one contains only Peni and results in vomiting and a terminal case of the ghey.

Its really just attempting to increase the Hawtness EV. The higher probability a Hawt Girl is a Hawt Lesbian greatly increases the chance that any sex parts soon revealed will in fact belong to a girl and greatly reduces the chance of peni (unless they're rubber which is ok).
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:30 PM
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Side note: Zach is now my hero. I work at a family firm and had mentioned that I was thinking of going to SoCal in early December recently. Get to work today and my Dad tells me that for Christmas my Parents want to buy me a plain ticket. Awesome. Brightens my day. Plan on going 6th. Read Zachs blog and find out the next weekend is the 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Classic at the Belagio in LV. Change of plans. My first time to LV will be much better enjoyed now. Zach, I will now be mailing you a case of the finest Canadian moose water, maple syrup, and hockey pucks I can find. Go Canada!
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:12 PM
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Are you going to be there while we are there?
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