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Old 10-08-2007, 06:40 PM
raymond715 raymond715 is offline
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Default Go ahead and move it to BBV

I can’t wait.
I can’t wait to raise KK in MP 4xBB+1L and get four calls behind me. I can’t wait till that ace rag rag of any particular suit but mine flops. That will be neat.
I can’t wait to cold call a min raised pot with 66 on the button, flop a set when the board is flushing and get my stack in the middle. That will be cool, because rest assured the FlushMaster to my left will beat me to the pot and I already know what is coming. The board won’t be pairing, that’s for sure. Hey, look at that river, neato, your suit matches the two of three cards that came out on the flop. I hoped that would happen. It’s a good thing I hate money. Well, on the bright side of things, I earned some Shlamsky bux. I wonder what I’ll buy with my +EV move.
OOOOHHH you know what would be kewl? If I could drop 6 buy-is in 1 hour. Oh, wait I just did that. Good thing I practice bankroll management. Although, I’m sure in the many posts I’ve read here I was strongly advised not to jump to bigger games when I was tilting, but what do these guys know? I could be a pooh bah if I wanted to, it’s just beneath me. And I have a phobia about wells, anyway. Who the hell would want to hang out in a well talking to strangers on Tuesdays? Sounds creepy. Well, whatever, I can hang with these guys at NL $400 with my now 1100 dollar roll. They’re just a little more aggressive that’s all. I’ll just tighten up and wait for a hand. Oh sweet pocket jacks, no better time than now, raise it up! Whats that? One caller? I’m stackin this fool. Oh look an ace flopped, no sweat, this guys gotta give me credit for at least a big ace, I haven’t played a hand in over 3 minutes! No way he could have a bigger ace than I’m representing, this guys probly a reg who will lay down his ace rag on a dry board. I’m allin. Call? With ace 10? Donkey-fish. Eat me. Man, his screen name looks familiar, could swear I recognize it. Oh that’s right, you’re a regular in my 100nl game as well. You use table selection, proper bankroll management, and perhaps more importantly, follow tilting fish like me around who will stack off with next to nothing when they’re steaming. You are the player I wish I was.
I can’t wait to be you.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:42 PM
Mike Kelley Mike Kelley is offline
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Default Re: Go ahead and move it to BBV

Maybe he moved up because you were at the table?
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: Go ahead and move it to BBV

30 sec. till lock...
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:43 PM
raymond715 raymond715 is offline
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Default Re: Go ahead and move it to BBV

ywah mike, im pretty sure that's it.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:45 PM
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Default Re: Go ahead and move it to BBV

[X] C-
[X] wouldn't read again
[X] not quite BBV worthy
[X] bastard
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:46 PM
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wtf is this
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:48 PM
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:48 PM
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play some 10nl 6max imo
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:55 PM
Mike Kelley Mike Kelley is offline
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LOLLERSKATES!
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:15 PM
LifeTilt LifeTilt is offline
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There's a reason for my 2p2 name...

I never posted this out of sheer embarrassment, but here goes. 3700 hand session resulted in a 10 BI downswing. This tilted me pretty bad, so I went to 5/10 HU to chase my losses, but I got stuck another $3000. The graph is funny except when it's your graph. PokerGrapher isn't working w/my Vista yet, so deal with this:



The month up until that day:


Then:
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