I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By Boobers! (NC Thread) - Page 3

tyler_cracker · #21 03-16-2007, 01:08 AM

dave,

every time i think that you can't get any nittier, you prove me wrong. are you [censored] for real man?:

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She got about 5 steps away and I said, "Wait a sec, I'm pretty old." "How old?" "25." "She's 17." "Oh well, nvm."

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*especially* considering this:

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I live in Canada where that sort of thing is legal

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i think you should adopt a new attitude more like this:

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I'm only seventeen (seventeen)
I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen (seventeen)
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me

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bravos1 · #22 03-16-2007, 01:11 AM

Tyler.. didn't realize you were in San Jose playing the Shooting Star..

tyler_cracker · #23 03-16-2007, 01:20 AM

wow, that does kinda look like me. for comparison:

(buzz took this picture when we played 1/2 NL at the Stratosphere -- the night i made his pregnant wife walk all around the Venetian parking garage because i couldn't find my car. the guy behind me in the picture was a giant donkey and it was awesome.)

ckj · #24 03-16-2007, 01:59 AM

Beat: Just got scheduled for 30 hours of work next week (43 from now till next sunday). Next week is finals week.
Brag: Just got promoted and now make $8.68/hr.
Variance: Triple work shift the same day as I have a final. Also am working 12 hours on a saturday with no overtime because universities are except from the 8 hr law.

milesdyson · #25 03-16-2007, 02:31 AM

I kind of want to do a well now! My life revolves around poker now.

Str8Fish · #26 03-16-2007, 02:42 AM

LOL promoted to $8.68/hr

marchron · #27 03-16-2007, 02:48 AM

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As an extra bonus, I tried to get our phantom mod, Racious, to change her name to VoraciousBoober instead of the much lamer V.R. She didn't buy it.

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Isn't that self-evident? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Also, how the [censored] did bozlax's P.J. O'Rourke rant (which is brilliant, BTW) not get censored?

Also, holla at your boy, 15-1 in the NCAA's today. My one loss? . . . . . . . . . Davidson. Phooey on you, shadow.

NIX · #28 03-16-2007, 03:04 AM

Fear the triple donk:
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, CO calls, Hero calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets, Hero raises, SB folds, BB calls, UTG folds, CO calls.

River: (13.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, CO bets, Hero raises, BB folds, CO 3-bets, Hero caps, CO calls.

Final Pot: 21.50 BB

CO has Ad As (two pair, aces and nines).
Hero has 9c Qc (full house, nines full of queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 21.50 BB.

And then this occured. The screenname of the guy stacking off is related to xxxHabsFanxxx. My girlfriend was watching over my shoulder and got upset at me for taking that guy's money because she too, is a Habs Fan. After hearing her say that, I pointed out that I was disappointed in her.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, BB calls, Hero calls.

River: (12 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $1 (All-In), BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

SB has 4s 4h (full house, fours full of eights).
BB has Kd Ks (full house, kings full of eights).
Hero has 8c Ac (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: BB wins 17 BB.

milesdyson · #29 03-16-2007, 03:06 AM

Watch me make a ridiculous river call on my first night of playing as a poker pro:

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button raises, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets, SB calls, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, Hero caps, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (9 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, SB calls, Hero calls.

River: (21 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets, SB folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 23 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 6h 6s (full house, sixes full of tens).
Button has As Td (full house, tens full of aces).
Outcome: Button wins 23 BB.

ckj · #30 03-16-2007, 03:14 AM

Meh I play it the same.