Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me

[Josem]

So, I made a website exposing Absolute Poker's Cheating habits.

I regularly get morons asking me all sorts of stuff - like one [censored] who called me at 5.30am complaining that he can't install Absolute Poker graphics on his machine. Who the hell would seek Absolute Poker technical support from a website called www.absolutepokercheats.com?

Anyway, I just had this conversation (edited for brevity)
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[16:59] Joshua: hi, Michael
[16:59] aujoz: gday
[16:59] Joshua: Are u a Computer or a Person
[16:59] aujoz: i am a person
[16:59] aujoz: wtf sort of question is that?
[17:00] Joshua: Do you know were i can get POKER RNG fullversion Cracked?
[17:00] aujoz: are you stoned?
[17:00] aujoz: or just stupid?
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[17:02] Joshua: u Know a program i can use then
[17:02] Joshua: on Pokerstars
[17:02] aujoz: sorry
[17:02] Joshua: Just to use for play money not eal
[17:02] aujoz: did you read what i just wrote?
[17:03] aujoz: so, let me get this straight:
[17:03] aujoz: a) you want me to help you cheat
[17:03] aujoz: b) you realise that was you ask is impossible
[17:03] aujoz: c) you come to a site dedicated for exposing cheaters to help you cheat
[17:03] aujoz: and, best of all:
[17:03] aujoz: d) you're not even going to use your cheating for real money, but rather, will only use it for play money?
[17:04] aujoz: please tell me that this is a bbv4l joke
[17:04] Joshua: Why take the chance of getting arrested
[17:04] aujoz: well, i'm not taking a chance of getting arrested
[17:05] Joshua: if u use it for real money
[17:05] Joshua: that would be illegal
[17:05] aujoz: hey, you're not a cop, are you?
[17:05] Joshua: no
[17:05] Joshua: lol
[17:05] aujoz: (under australian law, it is illegal for a cop to deny that they are a cop if asked)
[17:05] aujoz: ok
[17:05] aujoz: since you've passed my test
[17:05] aujoz: i'll post you the RNG cracker
[17:05] aujoz: it's the updated log( version
[17:05] aujoz: log ( 8 ) version
[17:06] aujoz: what's your address?
[17:06] Joshua: xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
[17:06] aujoz: no, dummy, your postal address
[17:06] aujoz: it's embedded in a CD
[17:06] Joshua: why would i tell u that
[17:06] Joshua: lol
[17:06] aujoz: too big to email
[17:06] aujoz: well, you can write to me at my postal address then
[17:06] aujoz: PO Box 45, Wangaratta, Vic, 3676, Australia
[17:07] Joshua: i live in usa
[17:07] aujoz: that's fine
[17:07] aujoz: just send me a stamped, self-addressed envelope
[17:07] aujoz: and i'll post it to you
[17:07] Joshua: There should be ones u can download off the net
[17:08] aujoz: only fake ones
[17:08] Joshua: i got about 20 people looking
[17:08] aujoz: if you find it elsewhere, no need to bother me
[17:08] aujoz: like, i don't care
[17:09] Joshua: How come your on this little chat box?
[17:09] aujoz: I enjoy talking to muppets
[17:09] Joshua: are u he owner of the site
[17:10] aujoz: yes
[17:10] Joshua: o
[17:10] Joshua: i know only one Poker cheat works
[17:11] Joshua: and its the Poker RNG
[17:11] Joshua: Random Number Genirater
[17:11] aujoz: is it the log 8 version?
[17:11] aujoz: how much did you pay for it?
[17:11] Joshua: version 6 i think
[17:12] aujoz: aha!
[17:12] aujoz: you need the log 8 version
[17:12] Joshua: there $500 on the web
[17:12] aujoz: you paid $500?
[17:12] Joshua: i didnt buy it
[17:12] aujoz: how'd you get it?
[17:12] Joshua: im ask people if they got one to give me
[17:12] aujoz: oh
[17:12] Joshua: i didnt get it
[17:12] aujoz: you're a smart cookie
[17:12] aujoz: oh, you don't have it/
[17:12] aujoz: ?
[17:12] aujoz: you just want it?
[17:12] Joshua: im Far from smrt
[17:13] Joshua: no i dont got it
[17:13] Joshua: i wish
[17:13] Joshua: u know
[17:13] Joshua: how to get a PokerBot
[17:14] Joshua: that works for Pokerstars Play Money
[17:14] aujoz: hey, is this one giant level?
[17:15] Meebo Message: Joshua has left your page


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So, my question to you, BBV is: "What should I email to this muppet?"