OT: AIM conversations taken out of context

[SuitedSixes]

I know a bunch of us talk on AIM. I have had some seriously jacked up conversations the last two days. I often wonder what people would think if they just saw what was on my screen without any context. Here are this week's highlights so far:

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He just shoved his mom off the cliff. I am SO having a bad dream tonight.

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I guess he carved his name in her legs with a razor blade

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She appreciates the fact that I drink 45 fl. oz. of pineapple juice a day

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Anyone else?