Woken up last night by neighbor's loud sex. What's my play?

[maxtower]

TR for screamer finding...

I went to the bar last night to try and find a screamer. I decided to go with the HIGH FIVE line since it worked so well for this guy.

Anyway I ended up talking to a 4 or 5 for about two hours. We hop around to a couple bars, and then they turned the lights on. *shudder* I ask her if she wants to come back to my place, but she said no. I asked her if I could go to her place, and she said no. WTF?!? Why would she be wasting my time if she wasn't going to put out at the end of the night? Oh well.

I got up this morning and checked the ol' email. I only got one response. Here it is:
"yo bro whats goin on? u show ur neighbor she isnt the only one havin fun? [censored] bro u should barrow my wife for a nite. [censored] is she loud.

l8tr"

The [censored] words above are spelled "eff you kay".

and the photo:


I am a little scared since the guy is offering his wife. Also is there any known correlation between serial killers and poor spelling? The picture is not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be.

OOT, help me craft a response.

[jackdaniels]

Very bangable. Do it.

[ICMoney]

Seems like he's looking for a reason to not pay alimony for the upcoming divorce or wants a get out of jail free card.

[Hiiiiiiii]

have sex with them?

[MrWookie]

1. Arrange to meet at a bar.
2. Keep your standards low.
3. ....
4. Go back to your place.
5. Profit!

[The Yugoslavian]

I always clap. For two reasons:

1) encouragement
2) so that they realize everyone can hear (in case they aren't ok with this)

If it continues, however, I end up just using ear plugs, no biggie.

Yugoslav

[dogdrool]

Back in grad school my buddy was with a girl for a while who was a real screamer. One day he walked out side of his place and saw some little neighbor boy on the stoop. My buddy said hi, and the kid starts making a "ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh" screaming sound at him. My buddy just thought oh my, look at what this kid has been exposed to and walked away feeling embarrassed.

[KotOD]

[ QUOTE ]
Back in grad school my buddy was with a girl for a while who was a real screamer. One day he walked out side of his place and saw some little neighbor boy on the stoop. My buddy said hi, and the kid starts making a "ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh" screaming sound at him. My buddy just thought oh my, look at what this kid has been exposed to and walked away feeling embarrassed.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your buddy was Forrest Gump's principal?

[marchron]

[ QUOTE ]
Poor man's Liv Tyler. Do it.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Borodog]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread has taken a turn for the awesome!

[/ QUOTE ]