BBV Anonymous Confessions

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hahaha. Now that is how to make a fake one well.

I think the star wars one has about the same probabilty of being fake as this one, big in other words. But this is so hot.

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I think the Star Wars one is my new favorite. From the sound of this guy, this was like his one chance to be with the perfect girl for him and he gave it up to kill her character in a game that he probably stopped playing a couple months later. People are [censored] nuts.

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Goes to show u to these guys there character's lives are >>>>important than real lives.

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I was borderline surviving college due to a massive EQ addiction. I had to either quit school or my job ( sweetest college job eva) was easy decision. I quit my job and continued to grind out 20-30 hour marathon sessions one after another. On the way to class walking through the trees and stuff I would hear wisps and treants and all kind of [censored] totally wired and freaked out. What a mess. Ok back to the thread, nice work Andathar. More plz k tnx

[LrdNikon]

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this is forum drama, but it's hilarious and probably fake so who cares

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Adanthar,

I am gay and out of the closet in the real world, but not on here. I don’t think I would be treated well if I came out on here that's why I don't. Anyway, I have a big crush on Slider. Could you post an anonymous love note from me to Slider? K thx.

Slider,

You are so totally hot. I have such a huge crush on you. You are way the hottest guy on 2p2. Ever since you posted the pics from your cruise last year I have been dreaming about what you look like naked. I'm sure you have the cutest bubble butt. I would soooo love to give you a blow job. It would be so much better than any girl u ever had. I have mad skills. I would deep throat you and suck on your balls and swallow your cum. I don’t care if you don’t have a big dick, I am not a size queen. I would so let you [censored] me. I haven’t been [censored] in like 5 years so I would be super tight. Please [censored] my ass yo.

Love,

Slider’s #1 Fan.

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AAAAAAhhahahahah rotfl

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This is hilarious. lol bubble butt

[The Velour Fog]

theres some crazy stuff in this thread, but given the sheer ammount of degens frequenting this board its kinda disapointing this far.

[alphatmw]

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Yo WIDK.

2 anonymous rhymes sent to Adanthar/Gild.

Post and vote.

Prop bets anyone?

What you fail to realize are the 500 gmail troll accounts who loathe teh redman and his sheer greatness at teh flow.

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[Hoi Polloi]

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though half these stories are made up.

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Every other story or half of each story?

[Lurker.]

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I think the Star Wars one is my new favorite. From the sound of this guy, this was like his one chance to be with the perfect girl for him and he gave it up to kill her character in a game that he probably stopped playing a couple months later. People are [censored] nuts.

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you're missing the point! HE KILLED HER!

[fluorescenthippo]

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I was playing NL in a casino w/ my g/f and she was stuck a bunch and really upset about it. My g/f raised in the blind after a bunch of ppl limped and we all called, I flopped bottom pair and raised her all-in after she bet and it folded to me. She folded and I felt bad, but not very b/c she makes six figures.

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my favorite so far. great thread, keep it up you crazy bastards.

also, to the guy with depression, please dont kill yourself, get some help.

[goofyballer]

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Evenkeal dramament (note: this is as close to forum drama as I'm gonna post, since it's about a banned member)

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I sent an email to the dean of engineering at Waterloo University regarding Evenkeal's paying of someone to do his homework yesterday at 3:14AM, linking him to the relevant thread. He has not yet replied.

I was also the person who posted EK's life story at flopturnriver.com, and I also did it at fullcontactpoker and pocketfives. Some random guy from FTR posted saying that he had IP banned me from that site. He has not.

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Wow, that's disgusting. Get someone booted from uni because they are annoying on an online forum.

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agreed, this is [censored] sick

i hope ek finds you and kicks your ass... if he doesnt im sure you will get whats coming to you soon.

get a life and stay out of other ppls that you dont even know

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So let me get this straight...

1. Evenkeal tries to get other kid busted for having BBV write his paper or whatever

2. Evenkeal asks someone else to write him a paper and posts about it in BBV

3. Everyone responds to this thread saying "I hope someone e-mails this thread to your teacher"

4. Someone e-mails this thread to his teacher

5. Everyone from step 3 calls that someone a douchebag? wtf? Hypocrites.

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There is a BIG difference between saying someone should do it on an internet forum and acutally do it irl. People have argues that Evenkeal has stated he did the same thing to another poster..... do you really want to stoop to the level of evenkeal. Just some food for thought

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Then the people that originally participated in step 3 should stfu if they're not serious about what they're saying. I just hate hypocrites, I guess.

Also, eskimo, my post wasn't directed specifically at you, just the general reversal of themes in posts from EK's original thread to this one.

[adanthar]

To be honest, this was so high school that I didn't really bother to read most of it

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In high school, by best friend was totally whipped by this girl. Lets call her A. They weren't even going out, and he is following her around trying to be her friend and all this crap, and it was painful to watch, but he wouldn't listen to me so I let it be. Me, A and my friend took the
same math class (which it turned out i was awesome at), while A and friend was not doing so hot. So, A calls me up in the evenings to help with homework, and at first my intentions were honorable, but eventually my other head gets the better of my decision making. I don't tell my friend anything as he would be crushed, and likely be super pissed.

So one day A is sick, and also apprently, there is another guy who is obsessed by her, we will call him BASTARD. Well, my friend, being the current errand boy, is delivering medicine and cough drops to A's house. One day, BASTARD saw him enter the house and leave right after. BASTARD, not knowing better decides to jump my friend after school. I hear about this because A finds this out (BASTARD calls her adn tells her like an idiot), and calls friend, and I get word of it sometime during my lunch.

Since my circle of fist fight loving friends was extensive, I gather them to do battle. Gay high school rumble style. Anyways, BASTARD's friend walks in, and seeing they are outnumbered, leave and basically admit defeat before a punch was thrown. Now here is where it gets [censored] up, me and A were going at it regularly, but that day, A leaves with BASTARD and his crew. I am stunned at this, but even more stunned that friend immediately forgave her for this.

So the following day, some mutual friends of friend and A talk to A. I was within the group, but I didn't say a word. I never spoke to friend and A ever again.

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going to bed, more confessionments at noon or so