Barry Greensteins player analysis, IVEY vs ANTONIUS

[ortega,juan]

negreanu
gayness factor 9.5

antonius
gayness factor -10

[StrongArm]

from greensteins analysis of liz lieu:

When I first saw Liz playing poker, I wanted to ask her out. I decided that I would nonchalantly walk by her table and make idle chatter as an introduction. I watched and waited for her to be unoccupied. Unfortunately, it seemed like every other guy in the room had the same idea. People would stop and talk to her for a few minutes and leave, and immediately someone else would sit beside her. I waited for an hour, but there was no let up.

Fortunately, she approached the big game to talk to her friend Chau Giang. I introduced myself and tried to show my sense of humor. Two advantages big game players have in the woman chasing game are the possibility of more extravagant dates and the lure of offering top level poker mentoring. I was prepared to use whatever enticement necessary, because I now felt I was in competition against the rest of the poker room.

The next day, I got up the nerve to ask Liz out. She said, “Have you been watching how many guys are hitting on me. All I want to do is play poker.” I told her if she needed any assistance to let me know. I ultimately succeeded getting a date with Liz, because of something I hadn’t thought of. It turned out that it wasn't the promise of poker lessons or extravagant dates that swayed her. Instead, when she found out that I helped poor children, she became very interested in spending time with me. I eventually found out Liz’s other likes and dislikes. I won’t divulge them, because they would be used against her, as Liz is poker’s version of Cameron Diaz in the movie “There’s Something about Mary.”

ROFL What a stud

god dam, id pay my left leg to be adopted by barry.

this is no lie, barry if your listening, im willing to sacrifice my left leg if you ever need one.

[[Phill]]

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I eventually found out Liz’s other likes and dislikes. I won’t divulge them, because they would be used against her, as Liz is poker’s version of Cameron Diaz in the movie “There’s Something about Mary.

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So, she likes facials then. Official.

[ajv]

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from greensteins analysis of liz lieu:

When I first saw Liz playing poker, I wanted to ask her out. I decided that I would nonchalantly walk by her table and make idle chatter as an introduction. I watched and waited for her to be unoccupied. Unfortunately, it seemed like every other guy in the room had the same idea. People would stop and talk to her for a few minutes and leave, and immediately someone else would sit beside her. I waited for an hour, but there was no let up.

Fortunately, she approached the big game to talk to her friend Chau Giang. I introduced myself and tried to show my sense of humor. Two advantages big game players have in the woman chasing game are the possibility of more extravagant dates and the lure of offering top level poker mentoring. I was prepared to use whatever enticement necessary, because I now felt I was in competition against the rest of the poker room.

The next day, I got up the nerve to ask Liz out. She said, “Have you been watching how many guys are hitting on me. All I want to do is play poker.” I told her if she needed any assistance to let me know. I ultimately succeeded getting a date with Liz, because of something I hadn’t thought of. It turned out that it wasn't the promise of poker lessons or extravagant dates that swayed her. Instead, when she found out that I helped poor children, she became very interested in spending time with me. I eventually found out Liz’s other likes and dislikes. I won’t divulge them, because they would be used against her, as Liz is poker’s version of Cameron Diaz in the movie “There’s Something about Mary.”

ROFL What a stud

god dam, id pay my left leg to be adopted by barry.

this is no lie, barry if your listening, im willing to sacrifice my left leg if you ever need one.

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Barry should learn to open a Hot Babe by negging her. Negging skill would probably increase his chances dramatically. Read Double Your Dating by David DeAngelo.

[good2cu]

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yeah this makes absolutely no sence at all

his book is nice to read and see but imo not helping anyone

lol at him ranking himself

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Barry G’s book is by far the most useful poker book I have ever read.

[burningyen]

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Barry G’s book is by far the most useful poker book I have ever read.

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I'm surprised and glad someone agrees with me on this.

[glimmertwin]

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i believe there is still a little something called the swimsuit competition.

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Even though Patrik is better looking, Ivey would obviously win any swimsuit competition.

DUCY?

[nekrunanus]

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i believe there is still a little something called the swimsuit competition.

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Even though Patrik is better looking, Ivey would obviously win any swimsuit competition.

DUCY?

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Packs more meat?

[otter]

You mean it has the nicest pictures, don't you?

[nortonmalc]

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i believe there is still a little something called the swimsuit competition.

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Even though Patrik is better looking, Ivey would obviously win any swimsuit competition.

DUCY?

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Can we add Liz Lieu to the swimsuit competition?