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View Poll Results: The turtle joke
I'm Male: Funny 37 86.05%
I'm Male: Not Funny 5 11.63%
I'm Female: Funny 0 0%
I'm Female: Not Funny 1 2.33%
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:28 PM
Labarde Labarde is offline
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Default ever had secks with a dolphin?

lol dolphinsexaments

Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:34 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

Do you think dolphin-[censored] ever wake up one day and think to themselves, "Jesus Christ, I [censored] DOLPHINS. Where did my life go wrong?"

Voted for kangaroos and curry paste ldo.
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:42 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

*sex
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:47 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

No, but I know a girl who had sex with one of the Gators. There is a gay guy I know who claims to have had sex with two of the Dolphins.
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:49 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

[X] thread needs a dolphin gimmick account
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:51 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

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[X] thread needs a dolphin gimmick account

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lol qft
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:53 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and filthy whore?
A: It is understandable for a dolphin to smell and taste like fish.


Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] a fat chick?
A: A dolphin will not stain your sheets with Cheetos powder.

Q: Who many dolphins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the light bulb and five to run a train on your whore of a mother.

Q: What is a dolphin's favorite sexual position?
A: Doggystyle because it's the best!

Q: What did the dolphin say to Pam Anderson?
A: Nothing he just came on her chest and left. What you thought he was there to talk?

Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?
A: Dolphins spit while porpoises swallow.

Q: When a dolphin walks into a bar what does he say?
A: Where da white bitches at?

Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl?
A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin.

Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] an Italian?
A: You would get less slimy [censored] a dolphin.

Q: What did the dolphin say to the virgin?
A: Alright we don't have to, but how bout you roll over and let me put it in your ass.

Q: Why do dolphins say eeek eeek eeek?
A: Because if they said that all Mexicans are lazy they would be racist.

Q: Who many times a day do dolphins [censored]?
A: How the [censored] should I know, perv!

Q: How do you stop a dolphin from having a baby?
A: A wire hanger.

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Old 10-04-2007, 01:00 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

To the people who have had sex with a dolphin, do you stay and cuddle afterwards or do you hit and run?
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

Hot or not?



I think her dorsal fin is shaped kinda funny, so I'd give her a 6.
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?

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Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl?
A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin.

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best one imo
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