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Old 09-12-2006, 01:57 AM
jeffraider jeffraider is offline
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Default If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

BOOYAH!

I've ALWAYS had trouble getting off from blowjobs. Very frustrating, especially since I like getting them so much. Anyways here's the trick I just discovered tonight!

When it's starting to get pretty good/fast/endgamey, just hold your breath until you get off. Seriously, it works like crazy! Once you get that panicky, muscles burning feeling, BOOM. Like nothing!

I'm super stoked and so was my gf of four years who has been able to get me off via pure [censored] like three times in four years!
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:00 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

Wow. This is really interesting.

I know a guy who has never once gotten off to a BJ...and given the girls he's dated - I can conjecture he's recieved a couple doozies too...

Ironically, he's currently dating my X after betraying our friendship a dozen different ways and I could give a [censored] about him currently.


so I doubt I will tell him about this

congrats tho man!
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:00 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

BOOYAH!
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:02 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

lol cant wait to try this
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:02 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

Worth a shot, so to speak.

I'd be interested to know if just finally blowing a load would be enough that you could get by without holding your breath the next time.
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:03 AM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

Go on somebody. Top THIS post if you can.
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:04 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

Ahhh, good old reliable erotic asphyxiation...never fails.
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:06 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

Oh a little aside, my gf tried it as I got her off right after and said it was incredibly intense. I will say that it became a lot more difficult to figure out what to do for her as she became totally silent and wasn't moaning or breathing any of the usual clues you listen for, sort of like driving down a windy road in the dead of night and just having someone cut your headlights.
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:09 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

[ QUOTE ]
Ahhh, good old erotic asphyxiation...never fails.

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heh, 250-1000 deaths a year according to google!

"son, dinner is ready!!!!!"

"Son, DINNER!!!!"

"GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!"

"Im gunna kill that insolent bastard"

"now Jim, calm down, hes probably just listening to his Ipod while doing his homework, you sit down and enjoy the nice meal I prepared ill go upstairs and get him"

*knock* *knock* "pookie pie, dinner is ready"

*knock* knock* "sweety, its mom...sweety...." *creak*

"swee....oh god!!! Oh GOD!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!"
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Old 09-12-2006, 02:11 AM
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Default Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

Wiki on Erotic Asphyxiation

I would recommend just holding your breath if you're trying this, rather than "scarfing" or whatever, it would be pretty awful to be "that guy" that died trying to get off.
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