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#111
09-06-2006, 12:38 PM
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Re: Found out my roomate\'s GF used to be a mega-ho
Sit him down and play Adam Sandler's "She comes home to me." When it finishes, tell him he's about to become the guy in the song... Lyrics below for your enjoyment. You also might want to print them out so he can read along with the song...
Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best man She'll slap your ass in the back of a van But she comes home to me She could [censored] nine guys in a row But still have a tenth for me And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips Unless you pay an extra fifty So mister, don't you fall in love Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove Since her heart belongs to me She has a throat that just won't quit She can take all of it And still have room for your balls but she shops in the malls for me She'll say twelve then call back and say one But I don't care I know it's just work not fun When she blows you, Jack Don't you think she's not thinking of me She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack But strictly for the cash And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee to watch her put a water bottle in her gash (Put a water bottle in her gash) She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin' But don't you dare try to go antique-ing Cause she does that with me Her pussy's sweet as honey But when she moans, it's just for the money Unless she's sittin' on me She'll cram your [censored] with a mouse But she won't do it in our house Tough luck, Jack She knows that don't fly with me She might eat your wife's box But she won't tell ya where you left your socks She rolled up and down your fat prick But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick She's got a face full of nuts And a mouth full of cocks She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game But they never got to know her actual name On your face she will piss On your chest she might poop But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup That's simply reserved.. Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya But she'll never thank you for free Cause baby... comes home to me. Comin' home!! 
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#112
09-06-2006, 01:18 PM
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Re: Found out my roomate\'s GF used to be a mega-ho
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] and 20-25 guys in the past...whoever thinks this is a large number is comedy... [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] It was 20-25 guys in about 1 year immediately before they started dating. [/ QUOTE ] Standard. [ QUOTE ] I don't know how many guys she did prior to this time period. [/ QUOTE ] Standard. [ QUOTE ] Although I do know from the horse's mouth that she had an abortion in high school. [/ QUOTE ] Standard. Stay the [censored] out of their relationship. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] You have to be [censored] kidding me. I hope you fall in love with some girl, get married, and then find out the whole city knew she was a cumbucket yet nobody ever told you. Normal nice girls don't blow the whole band/get gangbanged and then suddenly turn into caring housewives. Sorry if this hurts your feelings or isn't politically correct, but put yourself in that guy's situation. I really doubt he wants to answer the front door one night to some guy saying "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang..." Additionally, I don't think he wants to be known as the guy who married "that one cheap whore." This is a shallow reason, but put yourself in his place. If you say you don't care about your girl's ultraslutty past, then you're a pussy and need to grow the balls to realize there's more fish in the sea other than the blowfish. 20-25 partners in a year is a lot regardless of the advances in women's lib.
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#114
09-06-2006, 02:06 PM
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Re: Found out my roomate\'s GF used to be a mega-ho
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You have to be [censored] kidding me. I hope you fall in love with some girl, get married, and then find out the whole city knew she was a cumbucket yet nobody ever told you. Normal nice girls don't blow the whole band/get gangbanged and then suddenly turn into caring housewives. [/ QUOTE ] Some do. As I posted earlier, a friend of mine is married to someone who was a groupie for a AAA baseball team when she was in college. She's completely changed. Again what matters isn't whether or not Maria was a ho. What matters is if she is honest about her past.
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#115
09-06-2006, 02:06 PM
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Re: Found out my roomate\'s GF used to be a mega-ho
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You have to be [censored] kidding me. I hope you fall in love with some girl, get married, and then find out the whole city knew she was a cumbucket yet nobody ever told you. Normal nice girls don't blow the whole band/get gangbanged and then suddenly turn into caring housewives. Sorry if this hurts your feelings or isn't politically correct, but put yourself in that guy's situation. I really doubt he wants to answer the front door one night to some guy saying "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang..." Additionally, I don't think he wants to be known as the guy who married "that one cheap whore." This is a shallow reason, but put yourself in his place. If you say you don't care about your girl's ultraslutty past, then you're a pussy and need to grow the balls to realize there's more fish in the sea other than the blowfish. 20-25 partners in a year is a lot regardless of the advances in women's lib. [/ QUOTE ] meh, i disagree 100% with everything in here but am too lazy to refute it all. if you find a girl who you love, who loves you, who will put up with your [censored] and you put up with theirs than it doesn't really matter what happened in the past. if you are too insecure to handle the fact that they have a past than you have your own issues. if you think that a girl having a past is somehow "wrong" and not "normal" then you have an absurd double standard that will proabably keep you lonely and angry for a long time. happiness is hard to find, if you do find it, i recommend holding on to it for dear life and not letting the fact that someone might look at her like "the one cheap whore" stop you. b/c lets face it every girl is "the one cheap whore" to at least a handful of people, moms and sisters included.
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#117
09-06-2006, 02:36 PM
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Re: Found out my roomate\'s GF used to be a mega-ho
Book the band for the wedding.
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#120
09-06-2006, 02:53 PM
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Re: Found out my roomate\'s GF used to be a mega-ho
dude, no good can come from bringing this up. you are not the promiscuity police and no one wants you to be, especially not 'joe' and 'maria'.
if you go to 'joe', one of two things will happen: 1. he'll already know and he'll take offense to your talking about the girl HE LOVES behind backs. if he knows and he hasn't mentioned it, he certainly doesn't want people talking about it, least of all his friends. 2. he won't already know and he won't believe you and he'll be angry at you. or he'll believe you but he'll be miserable and angry AT YOU that he didn't know sooner. or he'll believe you and won't care and he'll be angry at you for talking about his girl behind his back. if you go to 'maria', she's going to deny it and she's never going to like you or trust you. she's going to do everything she can to discredit you, especially if you threaten to go to 'joe'. if she goes to 'joe' first, you can be sure he'll blame you, not her. people in relationships are not rational about these things, no matter what they say. you can claim now you'd want to know if the girl you love and plan on marrying is a giant [censored], but you really don't.
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