The Ugliest Cake In The History Of The Universe

[Howard Treesong]

Diablo's forum is filled with insight about great food, wine, toiletries, music, and other hedonistic fulfillments of the modern Renaissance man. I'd like to shift gears slightly and see who can come up with a suitable description of the following cake, which I received as a gift via federal express today:

[wdcbooks]

Dear God man, you aren't going to eat that are you?

Seriously, is that what it is supposed to look like? I really just don't know what to say.

[piiop]

Are you sure it's not a bundle of tie-dyed tshirts?

Do you have any hippie friends?

[CrayZee]

Personally, I like my cakes to look like the Predator's skin texture. Yum, yum.

"You are one ugly mother cake."

[Elevens]

Looks like a King's cake from New Orleans. Don't knock it until you try it.

Oh, and don't accidently eat the baby.

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[Kimbell175113]

Have you built and used one of these recently?

[Howard Treesong]

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Looks like a King's cake from New Orleans. Don't knock it until you try it.

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You shall hereby and forevermore be known on the El Diablo forum as the Cognoscenti of Cakes: you are on the money, sir. I am actually allergic to cake, but I will share the culinary opinions of my two daughters in due course.

[MicroBob]

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which I received as a gift via federal express today:


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what kind of twisted individual would send you a 'gift' like that?

Have you considered that if you did eat it then crapping it out may actually improve the appearance?

[oneeye13]

gross

[Potvaliant]

Definitely alien intestines.