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Old 10-02-2007, 11:54 AM
Warteen Warteen is offline
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Default 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

So I realized I had a one thousandth post coming up, which is, of course, something of a milestone. I wanted to think of something sufficiently dramatic, and then it occured to me that I have a kind of secret that I haven't declared on 2p2 yet. I've made a few friends and a few enemies on the collective forum (most posts in uNL, now SSNL, and BBV), and I'm sure plenty more people who will go "huh? who's that guy?" This reveal is mainly for the benefit of the latter crew.

I graduated from Michigan State University (go green) with a computer engineering degree that I don't care for back in December, and have been residing in East Lansing since. I recently celebrated my 24th birthday (the misleading SN is now approximately a decade old) and have long run the semi-popular website asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf.com. I am currently working part-time as a substitute teacher in the area, and playing poker almost exclusively on WPX as a hobby; my recent bankroll-tripling tournament finish, chronicled here, has vaulted me into playing for significant real-life money (since I am not particularly wealthy), an exciting development. This is all merely background on me - the portion interesting to the reader concerns my second job, started over a month ago:

I work as a personal assistant to one Andrew Robl, A.K.A. good2cu.

I will be taking questions.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:55 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

this explains SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo much
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:56 AM
PwnedDonk PwnedDonk is offline
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how do you manage to wipe his brow without getting exhausted?
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:58 AM
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Default Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

1. is his penis as small as he alludes to through his pathetic shipitholla website.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:58 AM
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Default Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

has he ever had you lick the sweat off of his balls after a particularly bad beat that got his blood pressure up?
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:00 PM
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Default Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

1) What does he pay you
2) your site is ugly and not popular at all
3) what kind of stuff does he make you do
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:00 PM
5thAve 5thAve is offline
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Default Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

i wouldnt be suprised if this was a multiaccount built to 1000posts for credibility just so good2cu could praise himself.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:02 PM
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Default Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

You are all sick. But, as promised:

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how do you manage to wipe his brow without getting exhausted?

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The camera adds 5 inches to his forehead. He is actually pretty normal-looking.

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1. is his penis as small as he alludes to through his pathetic shipitholla website.

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Thankfully, I wouldn't know.

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has he ever had you lick the sweat off of his balls after a particularly bad beat that got his blood pressure up?

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No. When I've seen him play, he has been moderately even-tempered.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:03 PM
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Your site is pretty crappy imo.

BUT FINAL FANTASY III IS A GREAT [censored] GAME!
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:05 PM
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my recent bankroll-tripling tournament finish, chronicled here,

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for those that missed he he won $1,200
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