August Cheese(LC) - Page 12

James. · #**111** 08-29-2007, 11:26 AM

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If I were a girl I would take it in the pooper for sure.

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well, seeing as how you've given it a lot of thought, i would conclude gender probably isn't an issue in your case.

KitCloudkicker · #**112** 08-29-2007, 06:44 PM

The key to online poker is GAME SELECTION, apparently

PokerStars Game #11761908361: Hold'em Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/08/29 - 18:24:09 (ET)
Table 'Erigone' 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 1: bollemus ($110 in chips)
Seat 2: DEv1ce ($66 in chips)
Seat 3: XaMaGan ($36 in chips)
Seat 4: chandler007 ($344 in chips)
Seat 6: SporkSamurai ($90 in chips)
Seat 7: ECOTER ($68.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Hero ($133 in chips)
Seat 9: mikep15539 ($42 in chips)
Seat 10: nineinchal ($243 in chips)
bollemus: posts small blind $1
DEv1ce: posts big blind $3
ba dum dum: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ah As]
XaMaGan: calls $3
chandler007: folds
SporkSamurai: folds
ECOTER: calls $3
Hero: raises $3 to $6
mikep15539: calls $6
nineinchal: folds
bollemus: calls $5
DEv1ce: folds
XaMaGan: raises $3 to $9
ECOTER: calls $6
Hero: raises $3 to $12
Betting is capped
mikep15539: calls $6
bollemus: calls $6
XaMaGan: calls $3
ECOTER: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [5d 8s Ac]
bollemus: checks
XaMaGan: bets $3
ECOTER: calls $3
Hero: raises $3 to $6
mikep15539: calls $6
bollemus: calls $6
XaMaGan: raises $3 to $9
ECOTER: calls $6
Hero: raises $3 to $12
Betting is capped
mikep15539: calls $6
bollemus: calls $6
XaMaGan: calls $3
ECOTER: calls $3
*** TURN *** [5d 8s Ac] [4s]
bollemus: checks
XaMaGan: bets $6
ECOTER: folds
Hero: raises $6 to $12
mikep15539: calls $12
bollemus: folds
XaMaGan: calls $6 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5d 8s Ac 4s] [3h]
Hero: bets $6
nineinchal said, "tell your mother not to wear her lipstick, it leaves a ring around my ball s"
mikep15539: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces)
XaMaGan: mucks hand
Hero collected $156 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $159 | Rake $3
Board [5d 8s Ac 4s 3h]
Seat 1: bollemus (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: DEv1ce (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: XaMaGan mucked [5h 8h]
Seat 4: chandler007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SporkSamurai folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ECOTER folded on the Turn
Seat 8: Hero showed [Ah As] and won ($156) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: mikep15539 folded on the River
Seat 10: nineinchal (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

James. · #**113** 08-30-2007, 08:33 AM

lol. this [censored] never works.

i have T3s in the sb. it folds to me and i complete against a pretty tight guy(by 6max standards) who is 21/11/2.

so anyway, i do the really rare open-complete(i usually raise any two in this situation), BB checks.

Flop(2sb): A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

i bet, he raises, i 3bet, he caps, i call.

Turn(5bb): 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

i grit my teeth and bet, he folds. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] of course a few hands later he called me down wand picked off my 7high missed OESD. so he got some of it back.

HoneyBadger · #**114** 08-30-2007, 08:45 AM

I did something similar once. Flop had two aces, I had air. He bets, I raise, he now 3-bets, after which I instantly capped. He thought for a bit and folded. Feels good [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Good thing it wasn't you that I did that to [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

StrictlyStrategy · #**115** 08-31-2007, 04:01 AM

Honestly, who wants to touch me. I'll only charge $50.

total weirdo I've never seen before sits in 10, young Korean.

I raise AA, he calls from SB, J62r, He check calls, Turn's a 4 he b3b I fold face up. he FLIPS OUT, 44 nh. He's not like mad, just blown away...

20 min later,
I raise KK, he 3bets from SB, I 4bet, he calls
Tom10167: (he was too weird to not just play as straightforward as possible
Q62r
He check calls
Turn he bet 3bets I fold
He flips out and shows 88, turn was an 8, gg sir

20-40

Raise AQs after like 6 limpers
Guy I've never seen calls from SB, I've played exactly 11 hands with him at this point
Kc 8x 6x
He bets out, everyone folds to me.
"You have a set, huh."
"WOW" Shows 88
LOLLLLL

So obviously I got crushed all over the place. I even played 3-6 when the 10 broke and the 20 got tough and I just got coolered hardcore there for like $300.(50BB in a live 3-6 game is like 400BB in an online game fwiw)

StrictlyStrategy · #**116** 08-31-2007, 04:30 AM

Oh yeah.

GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO SUCK OUT IN A HUGE [censored] POT LIKE UHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CAME ALL OVER EVERYTHING.

246 limpers and I limp QTo on the button, bad ABC tagnittard raises from SB, 7 of us to flop.

K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB bets, three people call I CALL
Turn J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Next guy bets, CALL, RAISE, I RAISE. SB's like sigh I fold(I don't know what she mucked but I swear to god if she checked AA there I will never forgive her EVER) and it's three of us for 3bets on the river.

River's a Jack SHIP IT NO WAY YOU RAISED THE TURN WITH A MADE TWO PAIR, RIGHT?
Check to me <3 BETTTTTTTTTTT OVERRRRRRCALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NICEEEEEEEEE HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SIRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[censored] dealer(Thomson at Borg) was like "duh of course he had that guys" He always says stuff like that, I want to punch him in the face so hard sometimes.

Whatever, GG everyone, I WIN.

88please · #**117** 09-01-2007, 01:38 AM

Preface: 8/16 at the park. The bad beat jackpot at canterbury requires Aces full of tens to get beat by quads, both hole cards play, blah blah blah.

Some stuff happens preflop and i end up seeing a 4 way flop of A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] I'm holding the glorious red aces. Checked to me, I bet and get two callers.

Turn: J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Both villians check, i bet, villian 1 checkraises, V2 folds, I three town, he goes to four, but ends up being all in. I look at him and say, "i sure hope you have jacks," he smiles and says, "i do." I am gladdened that my current bankroll will shortly be increasing by $10,000. Entire table, including dealer are ready to jump up and cheer as villian rolls over JKo. We all look incredulously at him and he says, "i didn't say HOW MANY jacks i had," and darts for the ATM. At least i won the pot [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

meep_42 · #**118** 09-01-2007, 04:24 PM

That would have been a ridiculous beat if the last jack would have rolled on the river.

-d

HoneyBadger · #**119** 09-01-2007, 04:33 PM

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That would have been a ridiculous beat if the last jack would have rolled on the river.

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That reminds me of this... although, of course, the jacks would be much worse.

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls, SB calls.

River: (14.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, Button folds.
(yeah, stupid call, but I couldn't resist)
Final Pot: 16.50 BB

Results below:
SB has Th 8h (four of a kind, eights).
Hero has 4h 4s (full house, eights full of fours).
Outcome: SB wins 16.50 BB.

88please · #**120** 09-01-2007, 04:42 PM

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That would have been a ridiculous beat if the last jack would have rolled on the river.

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Terrible indeed. Badger, that's horrible.