WSOP/RIO Sights,Sounds etc.

[TheRanch]

Some observations from the WSOP/Rio...

-TJ Cloutier shooting craps late into the night. By the look on his face and the short chipstack it appeared to be a tough night. SEVEN OUT!

-Annie Duke with a new white trash haircut. Kind of like a mullet but short in the back and long on the sides. Ugh.

-David Benayamine....fatter in person. Plus he looks real real tired. But his girl looks niiiiice.

-Our favorite Brandi having a private conversation with Mr.Sklansky during the 2k event.

-Brandi came back from the 2k dinner break wearing a different outfit. A quickie and a shower???? Noooo, she probably just wanted to look good for her Davey-Wavey.

-By the way Brandi looks smokin' in person, not just "pokerchick" smokin' either. Amazing eyes and great aass.

-Everybody's sugardaddy Sheets doing laps around the enormous Amazon Room and looking perpetually lost...all day everyday.

-Too many 21-23 yr. olds who have decided to "turn pro".

-Mike Sexton sweating some heavy action on the Braves/Marlins game. Apparently Mike likes the sportsbook a lot.

-Gank looking homeless. Didn't he get a makeover from Marcel Luske last year? Well it didn't work. The torn t-shirt with the belly hanging out over the dirty jeans with the 5 day stubble, greasy hair, etc. Now that I think about it I think I just described 80% of the players here.

-Sheiky playing high-stakes Chinese poker with Paul Darden, Can Kim Hua, and Admon (sp?) Fillipi. They tried to get Sam Grizzle to play some Chinese but he refused in classic Sam Grizzle fashion " I'm not playing for two reasons: Number one I'm not chinese, I'm German, and number two Sheiky is so annoying he gives asprin a headache."

-Cyndi Violette looks hotter in person even after playing a 12 hour session of 7 stud she looked niiiice.

-Barry Greenstein looks miserable....all the time.

-Johnny Chan berating a dealer in the 7 stud tourney for not dealing fast enough.

-Trishelle from the "Real World" trying to score some free swag from the BLUFF magazine stand. They didn't recognize her and somebody had to confirm that she was "famous".

-Dustin "Neverwin" Woolf...always looks like he is up to no good.

-Jeff Lisandro sporting a gangsta fedora at the tables. Is he the new "Godfather"/"Dapper Don"? Did he give the order to wack Prahlad-- Luka Brazi style? Fuggetaboutit....

-A fan boy chasing down Eskimo Clark for an autograph....what the hell is the world coming to? Living in your car one day and signing autographs the next...ah the world of poker.

More to come.......

[21SuicideKing21]

nice post, keep em coming!!!

[GoldenIP]

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nice post, keep em coming!!!

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[feesjah]

good job op.
keep em coming

[NicksDad1970]

Best gossip since Surfillin's from a year or so ago. Keep em coming.

[mindcirkus]

thank you sir, i love these kinda posts

[eurythmech]

Who's Gank?

[TheRanch]

More observations from the RIO....

-Capt. Tom Franklin enjoying a massage from a busty masseuse. No "huggles" or "penis on back" but the Captain was sporting some serious ass crack. Gross.

-Dutch Boyd got fat.

-Rumors circulating that last year's wonderkid Jeff Madsen owes $150,000 to Gavin Smith. Apparently both agreed to a crossbook bet and Gavin scored big with a second place finish in the pot limit event.

-Chau Giang seen stacking 3 chairs so that he could sit comfortably at his table. Chau really is a lovable little guy.

-Chip Reese giving some of his famous "Chip talk" to John Juanda..."John you really play well...you should come by and play in the Big game at the Bellagio...we play all of your best games" Many a sucker have been financially casterated after the "Chip talk".

-David Sklansky walking around with a really cute young black woman. David is quite the player.

-Shannon Elizabeth sighting...walking around with Joe Sebok. What a body!!! Shannon's isn't bad either. HEY OHHH!!

-Sheiky walking out of the Amazon Room after busting out at 3:00 a.m. and screaming at the top of his lungs, "Why do I play in these fukin tournaments!". I think we have been asking the same question about Sheiky for quite some time.

-Somebody please tell Full-Tilt pro Andy Bloch that he needs to lose the black straw Full-Tilt cowboy hat. It makes his face look stupid. I can't tell him because I'm a puss-y and I'm fearful he will hit the perma kill-switch on my Full Tilt account. But somebody needs to have a sit down with the dude.

-Scotty Ngyuen hanging out in the 100 degree vegas heat in his black leather jacket as he chatted up some young females. Keep Michelob coming baby.

-Tony G. sighting...he was in great spirits and playing his "A" game according to his table talk during the Stud tourney.

-Phil Hellmuth acting weird in the hallway as he chatted on his cell.

-Greg Raymer playing some Omaha cash games. Gotta love Raymer for being a class act....but he's got to lose the ankle socks and sandals. NO WSOP WORLD CHAMP SHOULD EVER BE CAUGHT WEARING ANKLE SOCKS AND SANDALS!!!

-"Miami" John Cernutto walking around in his sh-it stained miami hurricanes sweatpants...Didn't Seinfeld say that going out in public in dirty sweatpants is a sign that you have given up on life ?

more to come............................

[NicksDad1970]

A+++++ post would read again.