**Official** uNL BBV Thread - October

[Berky]

October started good then today it all went to [censored].
QQ runs into AA
Set over set.
Trips with better kicker.
QQ runs into the mighty A9 on a 9 hi board. You can guess how i lost.
Then I had set over set again and was steaming open shove QQ and run into KK LOL.
AKdd repop on button flop 442 two diamonds I shove he has 22 ldo.

This is my first month playing 50NL properly rolled n stuff btw.

[RichAM]

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well that was a productive session. note twice i nearly made it back to even (which where i was going to quit) twice and fell down quick



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pokah ... it like a girl, it awwwways tea u

[Spanky1974]

3rd session of the month, 1st 66 hands. I'm so tilted that I probably sound like Tuff Fish, HYCHACHAYAHYAHYACH aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh. I not going to play anymore today.

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $44.45
Hero (UTG): $49.25
MP: $65.70
CO: $54.35
BTN: $50
SB: $51.30

Pre-Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, MP folds, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, CO calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $18.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $43.75 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $25.25

River: ($99.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $99.25 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$49.25 NET)
CO showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $96.25 (+$47 NET)

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $39.30
Hero (SB): $44.75
BB: $64.95
UTG: $115.25
MP: $48.75
CO: $50

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, BTN calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $5.50</font>, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($11.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $2</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, BTN calls $12

Turn: ($39.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $20</font>, BTN calls $19.80 and is All-In

River: ($79.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $79.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $76.10 (+$36.80 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$39.30 NET)

[checktheriver]

There was this huge maniac at one of my tables today, he ran like 80/40 or something. First I made my usual weak-tight mistakes against him, then a seat at his left opens, I insta-leave-rejoin the table, and after a few nice ones (it's soooo much easier in position) I eventually get to ship a 400bb pot :

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $50.80
MP: $49.80
CO: $152.75
BTN: $340.30
Hero (SB): $106.30
BB: $40

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $1</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, BB folds, CO calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7</font>, CO calls $7

Turn: ($22.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $20</font>, CO calls $20

River: ($62.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $121.75 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $75.30 and is All-In

Results: $213.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and LOST (-$106.30 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Jacks) and WON $210.10 (+$103.80 NET)

Nice.

[absoludicrous]

Beat: I can't beat Stars 10NL
Beat: 54 PP's over 1.2K hands, ZERO FLOPPED SETS

WHAT THE [censored]!

[xeanatic]

Damn I was scared when he called, my biggest pot so far

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $74.20
UTG: $43.45
Hero (MP): $95.95
CO: $135.45
BTN: $35.40
SB: $41.05

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($6.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, CO calls $4.50, BTN calls $4.50

Turn: ($20.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $17</font>, BTN folds, Hero calls $17

River: ($54.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $31.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $72.45 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $40.95

Results: $199.15 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON $196.15 (+$100.20 NET)
CO mucked 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$95.95 NET)

[absoludicrous]

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Beat: I can't beat Stars 10NL
Beat: 54 PP's over 1.2K hands, ZERO FLOPPED SETS

WHAT THE [censored]!

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0/63

[Baintz]

Down 11 BIs at 50NL this weekend. Not hitting a flop for ages slowly whittled me down, then I get stacked set over set when my pocket 5's hit a A53r flop (dude smoothcalled with AA pre - that tilted the hell out of me), then a few hands later, AKdd &lt; AKss AI preflop. Then AK runs into AA twice to a liberal 3-bettor.

Tilt ensued, and it wasn't pretty....

Still can't hit a goddamn flop to save my life. God I hate this game sometimes.

[Genz]

This is my favorite beat in a long time. X-pert call preflop, ldo. At least they were suited, but that isn't necessary for a call on this site:

Carlos Poker 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($17.84)
SB ($6.80)
BB <font color="#C00000">BB ($19.95)</font>
UTG ($24.86)
UTG+1 ($30.63)
CO <font color="#C00000">Hero ($23.80)</font>

Preflop: Hero is in the CO with Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to 0.70, 2 folds, BB calls 0.50.

Flop (1.50) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB checks, Hero bets 1.10, BB calls 1.10.

Turn (3.70) 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
BB checks, Hero bets 2.90, BB calls 2.90.

River (9.50) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
BB checks, Hero checks

BB shows 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero shows Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

BB wins 9.50 with A fullhouse, Two's and Four's

[absoludicrous]

For the record, Stars is the only site I'm in the red on. I cannot win at this site. I do fine in their MTTs, but I cannot beat any level of cash game there.

For the [censored] face who CC'd me down with 4th pair, [censored] YOU. "I HAS ONE PEAR, I CALL YER BETS. LOLOLOLOLOL"

Ok, cool, your a station, and obviously suck at poker...
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1566417

Thanks!

But wait! He's back!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1566430

Go die in a grease fire.

&lt;message from Pokerstars RNG operator&gt; Your hamster fell off it's wheel, you're done for, and you will lose.
&lt;message from Pokerstars RNG operator&gt; Click "cashier" for deposit options or deposit directly into donks account.
&lt;message from Pokerstars RNG operator&gt; LOL thanks for playing!


Never playing on Stars again, unless I become European, they own me.

Edit: Did I mention it took me 65 pocket pairs to flop a set? When I did, I was up against a flopped straight, lololol, gg.