BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?

[J-Mac]

In some ways, BBV, I consider myself baller. Or at least more baller than I was. And yet in some ways I am decidedly not.

How I am baller:
-I drink champagne for no reason.
-I only buy top shelf booze.
-I live in New York City, go out and party whenever I want, and buy drinks for my friends without them asking me.
-I lose thousands of dollars gambling and can shrug it off. Usually.
-I live in an apartment with twin 42" plasma TVs, one above the other, with surround sound and HD.

How I am not baller:
-I deliberately went to a book signing for Ken Jennings, the former Jeopardy champ, and got a signed copy of his book. And read it. And liked it.
-I have a framed "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" movie poster.
-I own and wear NES themed T-shirts. I declare their baller status to be debatable, but in my heart of hearts I know they are decidedly unballer.
-I consciously try to improve my Scrabble play.


LO, BEHOLD MY DICHOTOMOUS BALLERDOM!

ARE THERE ANY WHOSE BALLERDOM IS MORE DIVIDED THAN MINE?!

[Reef]

baller: spend mad bills on random stuff: dvd's, electronics, alcohol

unballer: still penny pinch in some areas, ie going to dollar store and reading Fatwallet regularly

[Spechel EDD]

ANYTHING RELATED TO HOLY GRAIL IS HELLA BALL

ME I EAT BREATH AND SMOKE PUSSSSSAAYYY 24/7

[euphuistical]

Balla:
I have a sweet ride (Lexus IS 250 AWD).
I have a sweet apartment and no room-mates (nice TV, and just a general classy atmosphere among the entire complex).
I have gone weeks without cooking my own food.
I have three totally pimp veloure track suits ready to rock in the winter.

Non-balla"
I hoard individual serving condiment packs.
I am a law student.

[billyjex]

Balla: I make tons more than any other friend who was a recent college graduate.

Not balla: I log on to 2p2 and see 18 year olds crushing how much I make.

[kidcolin]

"-I own and wear NES themed T-shirts. I declare their baller status to be debatable, but in my heart of hearts I know they are decidedly unballer."

ha.. I got a sweet t-shirt from my sis. it's brown and there's a cloud blowing on an NES cartdrige. It's gotten positive remarks from all walks of life.

[McBusto]

I don't think there is anything balla about me.

[absoludicrous]

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I don't think there is anything balla about me.

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[kidcolin]

balla -

nada. I'm only mildly successful.

unballa -

drive a ford focus
haven't gotten laid quite some time
live in sacramento
8 lbs overweight
work 50 hours a week
waste time on the nerd

[StupidAcesSigh]

balla -

I routinely walk around with over 5 figures on my person
I've made six figures in the last couple months
I take cabs everywhere
I recently spent $1200 at Moores (the suit people) on a whim

unballa -
I've recently become addicted to text messaging
I don't own a car or a license
I call my gf "dear"