have you ever pissed in a girl?

[roaaahhh]

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BB4LIFEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ipitythefool]

[vhawk01]

Pissing with a boner = possible
Pissing while sexually excited and having a boner = not really possible, unless something is wrong with you.

All boners are not created equally, kids.

[stan ivey]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
ive pissed on a girl. twice.

[/ QUOTE ]

it doesn't count if you paid her for it

[/ QUOTE ]

no what happened was i was all drunk and throwing up and campus security found me and brought me to the health office. i passed out and woke up the next morning

the nurse is like here sign this stuff and im like "wtf i have to pay $200 to pass out in a bed ??" and shes all like "we have to monitor u all night do u know what u did last night" and im like "no"

she says that i woke up, walked out of the room and into another patients room who was sleeping, and pissed all over her, like made it rain all over her face and stuff. and then went back to pass out in my room

so theres some girl at my college that i pissed all over and i dont even know her name or her face all i know is she had a bad case of the flu and i peed on her but im pretty sure she knows me

so yea i paid the $200

[mbillie1]

[ QUOTE ]
no what happened was i was all drunk and throwing up and campus security found me and brought me to the health office. i passed out and woke up the next morning

the nurse is like here sign this stuff and im like "wtf i have to pay $200 to pass out in a bed ??" and shes all like "we have to monitor u all night do u know what u did last night" and im like "no"

she says that i woke up, walked out of the room and into another patients room who was sleeping, and pissed all over her, like made it rain all over her face and stuff. and then went back to pass out in my room

so theres some girl at my college that i pissed all over and i dont even know her name or her face all i know is she had a bad case of the flu and i peed on her but im pretty sure she knows me

so yea i paid the $200

[/ QUOTE ]

lol this is awesome

[Lurker.]

i've never pissed on a girl myself, but a guy i know pisses on his gf (her leg usually) in the shower. he think it's hilarious and she thinks it's disgusting.

[roaaahhh]

um this is beyond awesome and i now feel like less of a man for having to convince a girl, this is just spectacular stuff here staniel.

[CaseS87]

[ QUOTE ]
Pissing with a boner = possible
Pissing while sexually excited and having a boner = not really possible, unless something is wrong with you.

All boners are not created equally, kids.

[/ QUOTE ]

QFT. Sounds like a good time though.

[imabigdeal]

that story in the OP is soooooooooo not possible... either he was in fact in the act of possibly impregnating her and thought of a quick excuse (and prob believable to the girl, as random girl= gullible), or it's just made up. or he's like, [censored] up

[Lurker.]

i wonder what her reaction was when he said that.

"it's okay, i'm just pissing babe"

"oh, okay...carry on"